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Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Canada is a myth people made up to Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There's no such place. Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother? Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother? Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Cofishes-other fish in a group, coworkers, cohorts, etc. Cofishes-other fish in a group, coworkers, cohorts, etc. Shut up, it's a word. Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred. Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: I'm poor and my cat is huge. I'm poor and my cat is huge. Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Okey dokey, fire up the blender, let's make Okey dokey, fire up the blender, let's make a furry-flurry smoothie out of that squirrel! Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: If you are going to learn, you need If you are going to learn, you need to forget what you know. - Pokey Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: I don't give a toss about being remembered I don't give a toss about being remembered after my death. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Children see magic because they look for it. Children see magic because they look for it. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Most of us don't live our lives with Most of us don't live our lives with one, integrated self that meets the world, we're a whole bunch of selves. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Medication and forgiveness can make for joyous moments Medication and forgiveness can make for joyous moments with the dying - it — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: So safe," Coyote said, "that you can lose So safe," Coyote said, "that you can lose it in a day? To be safe is to be afraid. Is that what you want: to be afraid? — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: You can't just accidentally penis somebody. You can't just accidentally penis somebody. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: That was supposed to be the whole purpose That was supposed to be the whole purpose of the Internet, you know. To share scientific information."
"Not a Viagra- and porn-delivery system? — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: How would I feel, he thought, If I How would I feel, he thought, If I woke up and she was making love to me? Why I believe that I would be pleasantly surprised. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: And he was like "The sedative in the And he was like "The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk -" -Abby — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Sophie marched away in rhythm to her new Sophie marched away in rhythm to her new chant, not in the butt - not in the butt - not in the butt. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: He didn't understand religion. It was like heroin He didn't understand religion. It was like heroin or golf: He knew a lot of people did it, but he didn't understand why. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Is it so hard for you to give Is it so hard for you to give up what you never had? — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: He had a plan - and a bus He had a plan - and a bus pass with four more days left on it - so this son of a bitch had picked the wrong guy to fuck with. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: People are douche bags. Many people. Not all. People are douche bags. Many people. Not all. But you know, most.
Which is why we destroyed the world. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Life is messy. Would that every puzzle piece Life is messy. Would that every puzzle piece fell into place, every word was kind, every accident happy, but such is not the case. Life is messy — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: As Richard Pryor was to Eddie Murphy, that's As Richard Pryor was to Eddie Murphy, that's what Kurt Vonnegut was to me. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: You love your wars for the coffers, but You love your wars for the coffers, but for the warrior and the widow, the orphan and the owned, you've not two dry fucks to give. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Nothing fucks up a religion like an intervention Nothing fucks up a religion like an intervention from a real God. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: No one knows why, but second only to No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: I have followed my penis into helland returned I have followed my penis into hell
and returned with the story. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness. Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: You don't hurry a thinker, and you don't You don't hurry a thinker, and you don't talk to him when he's thinking. It's just inconsiderate. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: He shuffled along with the hang-dog look of He shuffled along with the hang-dog look of the cosmically fucked. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: I love British cursing - the cadence of I love British cursing - the cadence of it, the joy in the sound of the words, and the vulgarity of it. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Justice favors the favored sons. Justice favors the favored sons. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: ...Heinous Fuckery, most foul! ...Heinous Fuckery, most foul! — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Well, you know, she was winded for a Well, you know, she was winded for a few minutes from kicking your ass, but she is just a little girl." The — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: There's always a bloody ghost. There's always a bloody ghost. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: What do you bring to this enterprise to What do you bring to this enterprise to justify a third of the profits?" "Will," said Iago. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: I was seven before I realized that you I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: He was a writer and words were his He was a writer and words were his weapons. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: She hugged me and I could feel the She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a difference. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: In business, as in politics, the public is In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: A little girl's voice said, "I am become A little girl's voice said, "I am become Death, destroyer of worlds!" Audrey held the phone out for Charlie. "It's for you. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon. There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: You should never pass up an opportunity to You should never pass up an opportunity to be kind. You should never not thank someone. You should never not say something nice when you think it. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: The two had been together since they were The two had been together since they were little girls, and so loved and hated each other like sisters. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Joseph had regained his composure by now. Evidently, Joseph had regained his composure by now. Evidently, once you accept that your wife slept with God, extraordinary events seem sort of commonplace. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: He was continually surprised at the speed and He was continually surprised at the speed and accuracy of her creepiness. She was like some creepiness child prodigy — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: You can't just go around blurting out the You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Maybe life is just easier if you're a Maybe life is just easier if you're a little goofy ... — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Mr. Asher, I'm going to have to ask Mr. Asher, I'm going to have to ask you to leave." "No, ma'am, I'm going to have to insist that you pass away, this instant. You're overdue. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Life is an irritation. Life is an irritation. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Which is why you chose to wear that Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs? -Tommy — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Blessed are the minimarshmallows," the angel said, swooning Blessed are the minimarshmallows," the angel said, swooning a little. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Funny how the illusion of safety can make Funny how the illusion of safety can make us careless. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Evolution doesn't really have a destination. It's just Evolution doesn't really have a destination. It's just dicking around with possibilities. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: He invented Kung Fu when translated to English He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: CHORUS: And so, while the fool slept the CHORUS: And so, while the fool slept the sleep of the dead, the beautiful Jewess snipped off the tip of his willy. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: At "tooth fairy," Sophie popped her head out At "tooth fairy," Sophie popped her head out the door. "I will smack that bitch up and take her bag of quarters! I will not be fucked with! — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Don't bruise the Foo! Don't bruise the Foo! — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: She's studying the Existentialists this month. Asked for She's studying the Existentialists this month. Asked for a study day last week to kill an Arab on the beach. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: I wouldn't go to yoga with you because I wouldn't go to yoga with you because I'm not bendy, not because I'm not spiritual. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: People, generally, suck. People, generally, suck. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: True, I am drunk, and small, and damp, True, I am drunk, and small, and damp, but mistake not my moistness for weakness, although there's an argument to be made for that, as well. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Any freedom that can be given can be Any freedom that can be given can be taken away. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: I've made a dog's breakfast of English history, I've made a dog's breakfast of English history, geography, 'King Lear,' and the English language in general. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Pain travels pretty well. Pain travels pretty well. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Night crawled across the desert sky like a Night crawled across the desert sky like a black cat with phosphorus dandruff. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: It was sometimes difficult to reconcile a man's It was sometimes difficult to reconcile a man's talents with his personality. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Will there be heinous fuckery, Pocket? Will there be heinous fuckery, Pocket? — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: I can be most colorful and inventive when I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: We'll help," said one boy, his finger far We'll help," said one boy, his finger far enough up his nose to tickle a memory nesting in his frontal lobe. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: One day the good times had to keep One day the good times had to keep on rolling, and all of life's horseshit would turn to circuses. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: I fink I gots deaf on me willie. I fink I gots deaf on me willie. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: He was a LEPER, you idiot! Not a He was a LEPER, you idiot! Not a leopard. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: He had broken one of the cardinal rules He had broken one of the cardinal rules - Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself - and he'd been loving life ever since. They — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Your puny worm god weapons are useless against Your puny worm god weapons are useless against my superior Christmas Kung Fu. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: An artist can't let madness stop him from An artist can't let madness stop him from making art, he simply has to channel it. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Torah! Torah! Torah!"- THE WAR CRY OF THE Torah! Torah! Torah!"
- THE WAR CRY OF THE KAMIKAZE RABBIS. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Why is it one can busta rhyme or Why is it one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere, but one must busta cap in someone's ass? — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: An original thought would crack your feeble skull An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: The landings below the bridge were perfect alcoves The landings below the bridge were perfect alcoves for conspiracy. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: We will bring your guilt as well. You We will bring your guilt as well. You wouldn't have escaped it anyway. It is a parent's gift. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: Die, thou badger-shagging spunk monkey," said I. Die, thou badger-shagging spunk monkey," said I. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: He smiled to himself. Through many centuries and He smiled to himself. Through many centuries and many incarnations, he had learned one universal truth: bitches love them some cushions. — Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore Quotes By Christopher Moore: How much humanity has been spoiled for the How much humanity has been spoiled for the confusion of movement with progress, my friend? — Christopher Moore