Ralphie Quotes

Collection of top 8 famous quotes about Ralphie

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Ralphie Quotes By Linda Kage: If Ralphie's form of adventuresome was grunting out, If Ralphie's form of adventuresome was grunting out, "Hold onto somethin'," for foreplay then, sure, he was one wild boy. Linda Kage
Ralphie Quotes By Ralphie May: Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support. — Ralphie May
Ralphie Quotes By Ralphie May: If you want to be called a dwarf If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude. — Ralphie May
Ralphie Quotes By Ralphie May: Roses are red, violets are blue, so are Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you. — Ralphie May
Ralphie Quotes By Ralphie May: As a man in a relationship, you have As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy. — Ralphie May
Ralphie Quotes By Ralphie May: As a man seeing someone, have a decision: As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad. — Ralphie May
Ralphie Quotes By Ralphie May: I live in a very dangerous part of I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles.. it's called Los Angeles. — Ralphie May
Ralphie Quotes By L.A. Fiore: At that moment, I feel like Ralphie from At that moment, I feel like Ralphie from A Christmas Story after he dropped the f-bomb. — L.A. Fiore