Ralphie Quotes: top 8 famous quotes about Ralphie

Ralphie Quotes & Sayings

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Ralphie Quotes By Linda Kage: If Ralphie's form of adventuresome was grunting out,

If Ralphie's form of adventuresome was grunting out, "Hold onto somethin'," for foreplay then, sure, he was one wild boy. — Linda Kage

Ralphie Quotes By Ralphie May: Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals,

Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support. — Ralphie May

Ralphie Quotes By Ralphie May: If you want to be called a dwarf

If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude. — Ralphie May

Ralphie Quotes By Ralphie May: Roses are red, violets are blue, so are

Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you. — Ralphie May

Ralphie Quotes By Ralphie May: As a man in a relationship, you have

As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy. — Ralphie May

Ralphie Quotes By Ralphie May: As a man seeing someone, have a decision:

As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad. — Ralphie May

Ralphie Quotes By Ralphie May: I live in a very dangerous part of

I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles.. it's called Los Angeles. — Ralphie May

Ralphie Quotes By L.A. Fiore: At that moment, I feel like Ralphie from

At that moment, I feel like Ralphie from A Christmas Story after he dropped the f-bomb. — L.A. Fiore