Professor X Quotes

There's no need to call me 'sir', Professor. — J.K. Rowling

My mother wanted me to be a professor, because I have several people in my family who are professors at university. — Jose Manuel Barroso

If Mr. Fantastic and Professor X had a baby, there would be tons of questions, but also it would be Abraham Lincoln. — Daniel O'Brien

The first famous winemaking consultant was the late professor Emile Peynaud, who reigned over Bordeaux throughout the 1940s, '50s, '60s and '70s. — Robert M. Parker Jr.

I said she's not thick, kid. I didn't say she was Professor fucking Moriarty. — Tana French

Without the communist oppression, I am absolutely sure I would now be a local stupid professor of philosophy in Ljubljana. — ZIZEK

Oh, Ron, what's it to you if my schedule's a bit full?" Hermione snapped. "I told you, I've fixed it all with Professor McGonagall. — J.K. Rowling

She was as lovely sleeping as she was dripping in sensuality at the fundraiser — Kailin Gow

I'm a professor. I know that people in research labs can do miraculous things if they're given the resources. — Randy Pausch

Part of me wanted to get a graduate degree in political science. Had I done that, I suppose I would have become a college professor. — Samuel Alito

Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker. — Ogden Nash

It is almost possible to measure a writer's skill by the dexterity with which he repeats, and yet avoids monotony. — George G. Williams

The great object is to find the theory of the matter [of X-rays] before anyone else, for nearly every professor in Europe is now on the warpath. — Ernest Rutherford

Any effect, constant, theorem or equation named after Professor X was first discovered by Professor Y , for some value of Y not equal to X. — John C. Baez

My mind is just as open as it ever was, professor. But it's a scientific mind, and there's no place in it for superstitions. — Garrett Fort

One of my goals as a professor of English is to teach students to recognize and think critically about what makes something art. — Andrew Hoberek

I am a professor at Stanford; I am a happy professor at Stanford. That's where I'm staying. — Condoleezza Rice

My wife was a licensed psychologist by profession and a college professor of psychology. — Marvin Sapp

...the most important thing you must remember when dealing with a politically biased professor is to be friendly. — Lee Doren

To be alive, Professor Sharif, means not being completely consistent. — David Lagercrantz

I want to be remembered as a professor who said a lot of stupid things to his students. — Arne Naess

Professor Henry Higgins: She's an owl, sickened by a few days of *my* sunshine. — George Bernard Shaw

Hugo is a raven,and, as such he knows many things. I, meanwhile, am Hodge Starkweathe, a professor of history, as such, I do not know nearly enough. — Cassandra Clare

I'm not from the arts, I'm a law professor. But I think we need more poetry in politics. — Zephyr Teachout

When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students. — Alan Perlis

You're a professor of astrophysics? And you want to be the ship's cook?" "Is the job in space?" "Yes." "Then I wish to be the ship's cook, — Anonymous

He dinna act like an Alpha."
"He does in some areas. — Gail Carriger

I want to be an activist professor. — Tariq Ramadan

A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas. — H.L. Mencken

To nobody's surprise, Professor Sprout started their lesson by lecturing them about the importance of O.W.L.s. Harry — J.K. Rowling

Being appointed Elder Professor meant very much taking over the shop, in that the professor in those days controlled all the moneys. — John Henry Carver

I didn't know at all I wanted to do TV. I thought I might go to law school. I might want to become a history professor. — Carlton Cuse

My dad was an English professor. — Blake Lively

A professor is one who can speak on any subject - for precisely fifty minutes. — Norbert Wiener

In college, I had an early introduction to classical genetics from Professor Dan Lindsley, also an extraordinary teacher who influenced me greatly. — Bruce Beutler

Professor Obama has at least talked to us like we're adults. — Nancy Gibbs

My dad's a pastor and a seminary professor; my mom, she has such great faith. — Allyson Felix

Allow me to say that I would long since have committed suicide had desisting made me a professor of Latin. — Ezra Pound