
Someone who claims to know what happens after death is probably someone we should be suspicious of
they might be a ghost. —
Andrew W.K.

Happiness is the utilization of one's talents along lines of excellence. —
Aristotle.

In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today? —
Nicki Elson

I exaggerate. I oversimplify. I generalize. But there's no cynicism here. American poetry is a mess. Long live American poetry. —
David Biespiel

Don't know where to begin writing? Just throw up on paper. —
Carolyn V. Hamilton

It wasn't supposed to happen like this. I was supposed to free him. I was supposed to save him. I was supposed to save everyone. —
Nely Cab

Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay. —
Stephen Colbert

Love is the purest emotion in the world; music is the purest language. —
Rae Lynn Blaise

Madam, you flatter yourself. I do not want to marry you or anyone else. I am not a marrying man. - Rhett Butler —
Margaret Mitchell

If you get too well-known, you can never be a comedian's comedian, it just won't sit well. But I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that label. —
Eddie Izzard

The most efficient way to memorise a piece is to use the one which proceeds in an error free manner —
Sergei Rachmaninoff