Practical Jokes Quotes

My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me. — Lincoln Steffens

Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes. — Ashley Tisdale

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. — Will Rogers

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

All the great story lines are great practical jokes that people fall for over and over again. — Kurt Vonnegut

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. — Rick Riordan

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.' — Anna Torv

When you have a couple hundred people in one huge space, that's gonna lead to jokes and it's a breeding ground for practical jokes and teasing. — Erin Duffy

I have five boys in the family, and it's constant competition, sport, humor, and practical jokes. — Mitt Romney

I am a bit of a Cheap Pete, but I do spend a fortune on books and false moustaches and practical jokes. — Karen Duffy

Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline. — Larry David

Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it. — Penn Jillette