Pissing Quotes
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Sometimes being successful means pissing people off
— Philip Loyd
There is really no polite way to put it: Now is not the time to be pissing away the nation's largest aquifer.
— Julene Bair
It was a lot easier to talk to her with my eyes closed, too. Not so much of a pissing contest.
— Maggie Stiefvater
Trying to control information in the network age is about as successful as pissing into the wind.
— Keith Henson
You're walking around as though everyone is farting roses and pissing champagne. What's up?
— Samantha Young
Everyone in Arthur Anderson's life was fixated on happily-ever-after, and it was seriously pissing him off.
— Anonymous
Edgar Hoover? I'd rather have him inside the tent pissing out than outside pissing in.
— Jeffrey Archer
It's been raining outside and I feel like a sad poet, hating my imagination pissing on the roof.
— Munia Khan
You write a book like that you're fond of over the years, then you see that happen to it, it's like pissing in your father's beer.
— Ernest Hemingway,
Right or not, you're pissing me the fuck off.
— Maya Banks
I am driving an unfamiliar vehicle down a narrow road I've never seen before. Do you really want to be pissing me off right now?
— Jennifer Rardin
Writing history is like drinking an ocean and pissing a cupful.
— Gustave Flaubert
Thank you, Dad. Thank you for pissing me off so much that it made me strong and beautiful.
— Kate Meader
I'm an individual. I do not want to get into a pissing match with an organization that is a de-facto gigadollar-turnover multinational!
— Charles Stross
Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit
— George R R Martin
Right at the flamingo orgy! Left at the multiethnic roof Santas! Straight past the pissing cherubs!
— Ransom Riggs
That macho protective bullshit is just some asshat man pissing on his territory so the other dogs will stay away.
— Tammara Webber
The majestic equality of the law forbids rich and poor alike from pissing in the streets, sleeping under bridges, and stealing bread.
— Anatole France
Pissing and thinking have a lot in common, he thought. You can put them both off. But not forever.
— Stephen King
I will not get into a pissing contest with that skunk [Joseph McCarthy].
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
I'm polite. I guess that's the dichotomy within me. I don't like to piss people off just for the sake of pissing them off. I pick my battles.
— Lucinda Williams
Hey sparrowsno pissing on my old
winter quilt! — Kobayashi Issa
My mother's psychologist says I have an overactive anger switch, but people just keep pissing me off.
— Meg Cabot
If America taught me anything, it's that quitting is right up there with pissing in the Girl Scouts' lemonade jar.
— Khaled Hosseini
Socrates was likewise right that pissing people off is how we first, and maybe best, go about the business of provoking thought.
— Mark Kingwell
I'm nothing more than a talking urinal cake. The world is pissing on me.
— Donald O'Donovan
You can try to please everyone and risk accomplishing nothing, or go for your dreams and risk pissing a few people off.
— Lauren DeStefano
What are you doing with the child?" I inquired cautiously."I'm teachin' young James here the fine art of not pissing on his feet," he explained. — Diana Gabaldon
It's very important to know when you're in a pissing match. And it's very important to get out of it as quickly as possible.
— Randy Pausch
If I ever write an autobiography about teaching meditation in the West, I'll call it "Pissing In the Wind - Teaching Buddhism in America".
— Frederick Lenz
Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.
— Stephen Colbert
Crying was like pissing everything out on the ground.
— Stephen King
There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.
— Tammy Blackwell
Being responsible sometimes means pissing people off.
— Colin Powell
One man wrote me, saying, 'You know who you are? You're nothing but a Captain Bly pissing up a drainpipe!'
— Robert Bly
In the interest of not pissing you off anymore tonight, let's not select that particular playlist.
— Kiersten White
I think the correct term for this was 'pissing contest', and though I was flattered, I didn't have time for it.
— Kim Harrington
We like annoying people. It's a Manchester thing. It's a trait. We just like pissing people off.
— Noel Gallagher
If you have one foot in the past and one foot in the future, you're pissing on the present.
— Malachy McCourt
Lesson one, bitch. Don't start a pissing contest with someone who has the strength and temper to hurt you.
— Anne Bishop
Actually, I love pissing people off. Important people, rich people, dangerous people. I'm an equal-opportunity pisser-offer.
— Jennifer Estep
If you have one foot in yesterday and one foot in tomorrow, you're pissing all over today.
— Michael J. Fox
The guy I've never worked with that is pissing me off is Tom Hanks. I want to work with Tom Hanks more than anyone.
— Peter Farrelly
Mainly because not only did Lee not play by the book, Kai Mason had made an art of pissing all over the fucking book.
— Kristen Ashley
Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.
— Truman Capote
Better to have your enemies inside your tent pissing out, then to have them outside your tent pissing in.
— Doris Kearns Goodwin
Don't be such a party-pooper, missy when you're well and truly screwed, either you just sit pissing yourself or you invent some reason to hope. — James Alan Gardner
If you're not pissing someone off on social media, you're not using it aggressively enough.
— Guy Kawasaki
Pissing people off doesn't mean you're doing the right things, but doing the right things will almost inevitably piss people off.
— Colin Powell
