Pissing Quotes

Collection of top 77 famous quotes about Pissing

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Pissing Quotes By Stephen Colbert: Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie. — Stephen Colbert
Pissing Quotes By Susan Ee: His grin turns boyish. Assuming you don't clock His grin turns boyish. Assuming you don't clock an angel for pissing you off. — Susan Ee
Pissing Quotes By Stephen King: Crying was like pissing everything out on the Crying was like pissing everything out on the ground. — Stephen King
Pissing Quotes By Tammy Blackwell: There really isn't much use in getting into There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway. — Tammy Blackwell
Pissing Quotes By Nikki Sixx: I was so happy every morning when I I was so happy every morning when I woke up that I was pissing smiley faces. — Nikki Sixx
Pissing Quotes By Colin Powell: Being responsible sometimes means pissing people off. Being responsible sometimes means pissing people off. — Colin Powell
Pissing Quotes By Robert Bly: One man wrote me, saying, 'You know who One man wrote me, saying, 'You know who you are? You're nothing but a Captain Bly pissing up a drainpipe!' — Robert Bly
Pissing Quotes By Kiersten White: In the interest of not pissing you off In the interest of not pissing you off anymore tonight, let's not select that particular playlist. — Kiersten White
Pissing Quotes By Kim Harrington: I think the correct term for this was I think the correct term for this was 'pissing contest', and though I was flattered, I didn't have time for it. — Kim Harrington
Pissing Quotes By Noel Gallagher: We like annoying people. It's a Manchester thing. We like annoying people. It's a Manchester thing. It's a trait. We just like pissing people off. — Noel Gallagher
Pissing Quotes By Neil Young: You're all just pissing in the wind. You You're all just pissing in the wind. You don't know it, but you are. — Neil Young
Pissing Quotes By Malachy McCourt: If you have one foot in the past If you have one foot in the past and one foot in the future, you're pissing on the present. — Malachy McCourt
Pissing Quotes By Anne Bishop: Lesson one, bitch. Don't start a pissing contest Lesson one, bitch. Don't start a pissing contest with someone who has the strength and temper to hurt you. — Anne Bishop
Pissing Quotes By Jennifer Estep: Actually, I love pissing people off. Important people, Actually, I love pissing people off. Important people, rich people, dangerous people. I'm an equal-opportunity pisser-offer. — Jennifer Estep
Pissing Quotes By Michael J. Fox: If you have one foot in yesterday and If you have one foot in yesterday and one foot in tomorrow, you're pissing all over today. — Michael J. Fox
Pissing Quotes By Frederick Lenz: If I ever write an autobiography about teaching If I ever write an autobiography about teaching meditation in the West, I'll call it "Pissing In the Wind - Teaching Buddhism in America". — Frederick Lenz
Pissing Quotes By Peter Farrelly: The guy I've never worked with that is The guy I've never worked with that is pissing me off is Tom Hanks. I want to work with Tom Hanks more than anyone. — Peter Farrelly
Pissing Quotes By Anonymous: Hunter already had some baggage, add my baggage Hunter already had some baggage, add my baggage on top of that and it'd be a recipe for pissing off airport security. — Anonymous
Pissing Quotes By Sarah J. Maas: If you're going to have a pissing contest, If you're going to have a pissing contest, can you at least do it on the roof? — Sarah J. Maas
Pissing Quotes By Kristen Ashley: Mainly because not only did Lee not play Mainly because not only did Lee not play by the book, Kai Mason had made an art of pissing all over the fucking book. — Kristen Ashley
Pissing Quotes By Lyndon B. Johnson: Better to have him inside the tent pissing Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in. — Lyndon B. Johnson
Pissing Quotes By Truman Capote: Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad. — Truman Capote
Pissing Quotes By Doris Kearns Goodwin: Better to have your enemies inside your tent Better to have your enemies inside your tent pissing out, then to have them outside your tent pissing in. — Doris Kearns Goodwin
Pissing Quotes By Chael Sonnen: When Anderson walks into a room, you can When Anderson walks into a room, you can hear a rat pissing on cotton. — Chael Sonnen
Pissing Quotes By David Cook: Whether your pleasing or pissing everybody off, your Whether your pleasing or pissing everybody off, your doing something wrong. — David Cook
Pissing Quotes By James Alan Gardner: Don't be such a party-pooper, missy when you're Don't be such a party-pooper, missy
when you're well and truly screwed, either you just sit pissing yourself or you invent some reason to hope. — James Alan Gardner
Pissing Quotes By Guy Kawasaki: If you're not pissing someone off on social If you're not pissing someone off on social media, you're not using it aggressively enough. — Guy Kawasaki
Pissing Quotes By Colin Powell: Pissing people off doesn't mean you're doing the Pissing people off doesn't mean you're doing the right things, but doing the right things will almost inevitably piss people off. — Colin Powell
Pissing Quotes By Ted Nugent: If the coyote's in your living room pissing If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him. — Ted Nugent
Pissing Quotes By Lucy Wood: Dogs were like the worst drunks - lunging Dogs were like the worst drunks - lunging at crotches then pissing over other people's shoes. — Lucy Wood
Pissing Quotes By Tijan: I tried to gentle it. Are you two I tried to gentle it. Are you two pissing on each other for my friendship? I don't deal with that. You both should know that. — Tijan
Pissing Quotes By Dana Gould: Had an audition for a pilot today, but Had an audition for a pilot today, but realized I could save gas and help the environment by pissing up a rope here at home! — Dana Gould
Pissing Quotes By Lizzy Ford: You're not in a pissing match with a You're not in a pissing match with a seven-year-old, are you? Gunner called. — Lizzy Ford
Pissing Quotes By Pawan Mishra: I need to offer a sacred water sacrifice I need to offer a sacred water sacrifice at the porcelain altar. — Pawan Mishra
Pissing Quotes By Lucinda Williams: I'm polite. I guess that's the dichotomy within I'm polite. I guess that's the dichotomy within me. I don't like to piss people off just for the sake of pissing them off. I pick my battles. — Lucinda Williams
Pissing Quotes By Poppet: And you had to do that in a And you had to do that in a thunderstorm pissing down like a camel? — Poppet
Pissing Quotes By Faith Hunter: It looked to me like a vamp version It looked to me like a vamp version of a pissing contest. Men will be boys. — Faith Hunter
Pissing Quotes By John Lydon: If you are pissing people off, you know If you are pissing people off, you know you are doing something right — John Lydon
Pissing Quotes By Dwight D. Eisenhower: I will not get into a pissing contest I will not get into a pissing contest with that skunk [Joseph McCarthy]. — Dwight D. Eisenhower
Pissing Quotes By Al Swearengen: Yeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But Yeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh? Isn't there a simpler way of not pissing off the big vipers? — Al Swearengen
Pissing Quotes By Anatole France: The majestic equality of the law forbids rich The majestic equality of the law forbids rich and poor alike from pissing in the streets, sleeping under bridges, and stealing bread. — Anatole France
Pissing Quotes By Tammara Webber: That macho protective bullshit is just some asshat That macho protective bullshit is just some asshat man pissing on his territory so the other dogs will stay away. — Tammara Webber
Pissing Quotes By Zadie Smith: Kids are like pissing cats or burrowing moles, Kids are like pissing cats or burrowing moles, marking off land within land, each section with its own rules, beliefs, laws of engagement. — Zadie Smith
Pissing Quotes By Samantha Towle: Then it hits me. I was just in Then it hits me. I was just in a pissing contest with my dog. There are no words. — Samantha Towle
Pissing Quotes By Ted Bell: He said having a smoking section in a He said having a smoking section in a restaurant was just like having a pissing section in a swimming pool. — Ted Bell
Pissing Quotes By Stephen King: Pissing and thinking have a lot in common, Pissing and thinking have a lot in common, he thought. You can put them both off. But not forever. — Stephen King
Pissing Quotes By Kit Rocha: This is one fucking morbid pissing contest. Can't This is one fucking morbid pissing contest. Can't you just compare dick sizes? — Kit Rocha
Pissing Quotes By M.R. Merrick: Now that we have the pissing contest out Now that we have the pissing contest out of the way, we need information. [Rayna] — M.R. Merrick
Pissing Quotes By Kobayashi Issa: Hey sparrowsno pissing on my oldwinter quilt! Hey sparrows
no pissing on my old
winter quilt! — Kobayashi Issa
Pissing Quotes By Meg Cabot: My mother's psychologist says I have an overactive My mother's psychologist says I have an overactive anger switch, but people just keep pissing me off. — Meg Cabot
Pissing Quotes By Khaled Hosseini: If America taught me anything, it's that quitting If America taught me anything, it's that quitting is right up there with pissing in the Girl Scouts' lemonade jar. — Khaled Hosseini
Pissing Quotes By Mark Kingwell: Socrates was likewise right that pissing people off Socrates was likewise right that pissing people off is how we first, and maybe best, go about the business of provoking thought. — Mark Kingwell
Pissing Quotes By Donald O'Donovan: I'm nothing more than a talking urinal cake. I'm nothing more than a talking urinal cake. The world is pissing on me. — Donald O'Donovan
Pissing Quotes By Lauren DeStefano: You can try to please everyone and risk You can try to please everyone and risk accomplishing nothing, or go for your dreams and risk pissing a few people off. — Lauren DeStefano
Pissing Quotes By Diana Gabaldon: What are you doing with the child?" I What are you doing with the child?" I inquired cautiously.
"I'm teachin' young James here the fine art of not pissing on his feet," he explained. — Diana Gabaldon
Pissing Quotes By Will Advise: I sometimes go to a mythical place called I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable as possible, especially when it pisses you off. — Will Advise
Pissing Quotes By Randy Pausch: It's very important to know when you're in It's very important to know when you're in a pissing match. And it's very important to get out of it as quickly as possible. — Randy Pausch