Pissing Quotes & Sayings
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That macho protective bullshit is just some asshat man
pissing on his territory so the other dogs will stay away. —
Tammara Webber

The majestic equality of the law forbids rich and poor alike from
pissing in the streets, sleeping under bridges, and stealing bread. —
Anatole France
Pissing and thinking have a lot in common, he thought. You can put them both off. But not forever. —
Stephen King

Yeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh? Isn't there a simpler way of not
pissing off the big vipers? —
Al Swearengen

I will not get into a
pissing contest with that skunk [Joseph McCarthy]. —
Dwight D. Eisenhower

If you are
pissing people off, you know you are doing something right —
John Lydon

It looked to me like a vamp version of a
pissing contest. Men will be boys. —
Faith Hunter

And you had to do that in a thunderstorm
pissing down like a camel? —
Poppet

I'm polite. I guess that's the dichotomy within me. I don't like to piss people off just for the sake of
pissing them off. I pick my battles. —
Lucinda Williams

I need to offer a sacred water sacrifice at the porcelain altar. —
Pawan Mishra

You're not in a
pissing match with a seven-year-old, are you? Gunner called. —
Lizzy Ford

Kids are like
pissing cats or burrowing moles, marking off land within land, each section with its own rules, beliefs, laws of engagement. —
Zadie Smith

Then it hits me. I was just in a
pissing contest with my dog. There are no words. —
Samantha Towle

He said having a smoking section in a restaurant was just like having a
pissing section in a swimming pool. —
Ted Bell

Whether your pleasing or
pissing everybody off, your doing something wrong. —
David Cook

This is one fucking morbid
pissing contest. Can't you just compare dick sizes? —
Kit Rocha

Now that we have the
pissing contest out of the way, we need information. [Rayna] —
M.R. Merrick

Hey sparrows
no
pissing on my old
winter quilt! —
Kobayashi Issa

My mother's psychologist says I have an overactive anger switch, but people just keep
pissing me off. —
Meg Cabot

If America taught me anything, it's that quitting is right up there with
pissing in the Girl Scouts' lemonade jar. —
Khaled Hosseini

Socrates was likewise right that
pissing people off is how we first, and maybe best, go about the business of provoking thought. —
Mark Kingwell

I'm nothing more than a talking urinal cake. The world is
pissing on me. —
Donald O'Donovan

You can try to please everyone and risk accomplishing nothing, or go for your dreams and risk
pissing a few people off. —
Lauren DeStefano

What are you doing with the child?" I inquired cautiously.
"I'm teachin' young James here the fine art of not
pissing on his feet," he explained. —
Diana Gabaldon

I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable as possible, especially when it pisses you off. —
Will Advise

It's very important to know when you're in a
pissing match. And it's very important to get out of it as quickly as possible. —
Randy Pausch

If I ever write an autobiography about teaching meditation in the West, I'll call it "
Pissing In the Wind - Teaching Buddhism in America". —
Frederick Lenz
Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie. —
Stephen Colbert

His grin turns boyish. Assuming you don't clock an angel for
pissing you off. —
Susan Ee

Crying was like
pissing everything out on the ground. —
Stephen King

There really isn't much use in getting into a
pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway. —
Tammy Blackwell

I was so happy every morning when I woke up that I was
pissing smiley faces. —
Nikki Sixx

Being responsible sometimes means
pissing people off. —
Colin Powell

One man wrote me, saying, 'You know who you are? You're nothing but a Captain Bly
pissing up a drainpipe!' —
Robert Bly

In the interest of not
pissing you off anymore tonight, let's not select that particular playlist. —
Kiersten White

I think the correct term for this was '
pissing contest', and though I was flattered, I didn't have time for it. —
Kim Harrington

We like annoying people. It's a Manchester thing. It's a trait. We just like
pissing people off. —
Noel Gallagher

You're all just
pissing in the wind. You don't know it, but you are. —
Neil Young

If you have one foot in the past and one foot in the future, you're
pissing on the present. —
Malachy McCourt

Lesson one, bitch. Don't start a
pissing contest with someone who has the strength and temper to hurt you. —
Anne Bishop

Actually, I love
pissing people off. Important people, rich people, dangerous people. I'm an equal-opportunity pisser-offer. —
Jennifer Estep

If you have one foot in yesterday and one foot in tomorrow, you're
pissing all over today. —
Michael J. Fox

Had an audition for a pilot today, but realized I could save gas and help the environment by
pissing up a rope here at home! —
Dana Gould

The guy I've never worked with that is
pissing me off is Tom Hanks. I want to work with Tom Hanks more than anyone. —
Peter Farrelly

Hunter already had some baggage, add my baggage on top of that and it'd be a recipe for
pissing off airport security. —
Anonymous

If you're going to have a
pissing contest, can you at least do it on the roof? —
Sarah J. Maas

Mainly because not only did Lee not play by the book, Kai Mason had made an art of
pissing all over the fucking book. —
Kristen Ashley

Better to have him inside the tent
pissing out, than outside the tent
pissing in. —
Lyndon B. Johnson

Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a
pissing toad. —
Truman Capote

Better to have your enemies inside your tent
pissing out, then to have them outside your tent
pissing in. —
Doris Kearns Goodwin

When Anderson walks into a room, you can hear a rat
pissing on cotton. —
Chael Sonnen

Don't be such a party-pooper, missy
when you're well and truly screwed, either you just sit
pissing yourself or you invent some reason to hope. —
James Alan Gardner

If you're not
pissing someone off on social media, you're not using it aggressively enough. —
Guy Kawasaki
Pissing people off doesn't mean you're doing the right things, but doing the right things will almost inevitably piss people off. —
Colin Powell

If the coyote's in your living room
pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him. —
Ted Nugent

Dogs were like the worst drunks - lunging at crotches then
pissing over other people's shoes. —
Lucy Wood

I tried to gentle it. Are you two
pissing on each other for my friendship? I don't deal with that. You both should know that. —
Tijan