Pissing Quotes

Sometimes being successful means pissing people off — Philip Loyd

There is really no polite way to put it: Now is not the time to be pissing away the nation's largest aquifer. — Julene Bair

It was a lot easier to talk to her with my eyes closed, too. Not so much of a pissing contest. — Maggie Stiefvater

Trying to control information in the network age is about as successful as pissing into the wind. — Keith Henson

Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves. — Karl Kraus

You're walking around as though everyone is farting roses and pissing champagne. What's up? — Samantha Young

Everyone in Arthur Anderson's life was fixated on happily-ever-after, and it was seriously pissing him off. — Anonymous

Edgar Hoover? I'd rather have him inside the tent pissing out than outside pissing in. — Jeffrey Archer

It's been raining outside and I feel like a sad poet, hating my imagination pissing on the roof. — Munia Khan

Marilyn Monroe is pissing me off, Charlie Chaplin owes me twenty bucks, that fucker Shrek tried to fuck my girlfriend at Baskin Robbins. — David Louden

You write a book like that you're fond of over the years, then you see that happen to it, it's like pissing in your father's beer. — Ernest Hemingway,

Right or not, you're pissing me the fuck off. — Maya Banks

If you're not pissing someone off, you probably aren't doing anything important. — Oliver

I am driving an unfamiliar vehicle down a narrow road I've never seen before. Do you really want to be pissing me off right now? — Jennifer Rardin

Writing history is like drinking an ocean and pissing a cupful. — Gustave Flaubert

Thank you, Dad. Thank you for pissing me off so much that it made me strong and beautiful. — Kate Meader

In the hysterical technocracy of modern music, sorrow is sent to the back of the class where it sits, pissing its pants in mortal terror. — Nick Cave

I'm an individual. I do not want to get into a pissing match with an organization that is a de-facto gigadollar-turnover multinational! — Charles Stross

Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit — George R R Martin

Right at the flamingo orgy! Left at the multiethnic roof Santas! Straight past the pissing cherubs! — Ransom Riggs

That macho protective bullshit is just some asshat man pissing on his territory so the other dogs will stay away. — Tammara Webber

The majestic equality of the law forbids rich and poor alike from pissing in the streets, sleeping under bridges, and stealing bread. — Anatole France

Pissing and thinking have a lot in common, he thought. You can put them both off. But not forever. — Stephen King

Yeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh? Isn't there a simpler way of not pissing off the big vipers? — Al Swearengen

I will not get into a pissing contest with that skunk [Joseph McCarthy]. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

If you are pissing people off, you know you are doing something right — John Lydon

It looked to me like a vamp version of a pissing contest. Men will be boys. — Faith Hunter

And you had to do that in a thunderstorm pissing down like a camel? — Poppet

I'm polite. I guess that's the dichotomy within me. I don't like to piss people off just for the sake of pissing them off. I pick my battles. — Lucinda Williams

I need to offer a sacred water sacrifice at the porcelain altar. — Pawan Mishra

You're not in a pissing match with a seven-year-old, are you? Gunner called. — Lizzy Ford

Kids are like pissing cats or burrowing moles, marking off land within land, each section with its own rules, beliefs, laws of engagement. — Zadie Smith

Then it hits me. I was just in a pissing contest with my dog. There are no words. — Samantha Towle

He said having a smoking section in a restaurant was just like having a pissing section in a swimming pool. — Ted Bell

Whether your pleasing or pissing everybody off, your doing something wrong. — David Cook

This is one fucking morbid pissing contest. Can't you just compare dick sizes? — Kit Rocha

Now that we have the pissing contest out of the way, we need information. [Rayna] — M.R. Merrick

Hey sparrows
no pissing on my old
winter quilt! — Kobayashi Issa

My mother's psychologist says I have an overactive anger switch, but people just keep pissing me off. — Meg Cabot

If America taught me anything, it's that quitting is right up there with pissing in the Girl Scouts' lemonade jar. — Khaled Hosseini

Socrates was likewise right that pissing people off is how we first, and maybe best, go about the business of provoking thought. — Mark Kingwell

I'm nothing more than a talking urinal cake. The world is pissing on me. — Donald O'Donovan

You can try to please everyone and risk accomplishing nothing, or go for your dreams and risk pissing a few people off. — Lauren DeStefano

What are you doing with the child?" I inquired cautiously.
"I'm teachin' young James here the fine art of not pissing on his feet," he explained. — Diana Gabaldon

I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable as possible, especially when it pisses you off. — Will Advise

It's very important to know when you're in a pissing match. And it's very important to get out of it as quickly as possible. — Randy Pausch

If I ever write an autobiography about teaching meditation in the West, I'll call it "Pissing In the Wind - Teaching Buddhism in America". — Frederick Lenz

Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie. — Stephen Colbert

His grin turns boyish. Assuming you don't clock an angel for pissing you off. — Susan Ee

Crying was like pissing everything out on the ground. — Stephen King

There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway. — Tammy Blackwell

I was so happy every morning when I woke up that I was pissing smiley faces. — Nikki Sixx

Being responsible sometimes means pissing people off. — Colin Powell

One man wrote me, saying, 'You know who you are? You're nothing but a Captain Bly pissing up a drainpipe!' — Robert Bly

In the interest of not pissing you off anymore tonight, let's not select that particular playlist. — Kiersten White

I think the correct term for this was 'pissing contest', and though I was flattered, I didn't have time for it. — Kim Harrington

We like annoying people. It's a Manchester thing. It's a trait. We just like pissing people off. — Noel Gallagher

You're all just pissing in the wind. You don't know it, but you are. — Neil Young

If you have one foot in the past and one foot in the future, you're pissing on the present. — Malachy McCourt

Lesson one, bitch. Don't start a pissing contest with someone who has the strength and temper to hurt you. — Anne Bishop

Actually, I love pissing people off. Important people, rich people, dangerous people. I'm an equal-opportunity pisser-offer. — Jennifer Estep

If you have one foot in yesterday and one foot in tomorrow, you're pissing all over today. — Michael J. Fox

Had an audition for a pilot today, but realized I could save gas and help the environment by pissing up a rope here at home! — Dana Gould

The guy I've never worked with that is pissing me off is Tom Hanks. I want to work with Tom Hanks more than anyone. — Peter Farrelly

Hunter already had some baggage, add my baggage on top of that and it'd be a recipe for pissing off airport security. — Anonymous

If you're going to have a pissing contest, can you at least do it on the roof? — Sarah J. Maas

Mainly because not only did Lee not play by the book, Kai Mason had made an art of pissing all over the fucking book. — Kristen Ashley

Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in. — Lyndon B. Johnson

Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad. — Truman Capote

Better to have your enemies inside your tent pissing out, then to have them outside your tent pissing in. — Doris Kearns Goodwin

When Anderson walks into a room, you can hear a rat pissing on cotton. — Chael Sonnen

Don't be such a party-pooper, missy
when you're well and truly screwed, either you just sit pissing yourself or you invent some reason to hope. — James Alan Gardner

If you're not pissing someone off on social media, you're not using it aggressively enough. — Guy Kawasaki

Pissing people off doesn't mean you're doing the right things, but doing the right things will almost inevitably piss people off. — Colin Powell

If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him. — Ted Nugent

Dogs were like the worst drunks - lunging at crotches then pissing over other people's shoes. — Lucy Wood

I tried to gentle it. Are you two pissing on each other for my friendship? I don't deal with that. You both should know that. — Tijan