Brandi Glanville Quotes

I was married to the number one douchebag of all time.

I'm supposed to eat shit with a fork and a knife and say thank you when I'm done swallowing this crap?

I don't have a ton of respect for that woman, and I'm not that good at faking "nice".

At the end of the day, we need to do whatever it takes to move on. Don't be ashamed of any decision you make, and stay strong.

Miserable people love to make other people miserable. I don't hate them, I just feel sorry for them.

No matter how old you are, there's no cozier feeling than to have your mom take care of you.

He's hidden behind lies and half-truths his entire life, so anytime he's faced with brutal honesty, he runs. It's just his nature.

I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but that's the great part: I don't have to be.

When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail.

And finally, always remember that the other person started it.

I had stopped doing anything for myself. I no longer felt like an individual because for thirteen years, I was one-half of a we.

He kept telling me his affair was over, but I kept catching him in lies. He wouldn't shake this woman, and I simply could not trust him anymore.

Overindulgence can be a good thing - especially when it teaches you what you don't need.

I had yet to learn that while there's nothing wrong with elevating your partner, that should not come at the cost of your own identity.

In Beverly Hills, the higher you climb, the farther you fall.