I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal
— Dave Barry
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
— Eleanor Porter
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
— Max Eastman
Divided like boys and girls at a summer camp, egg whites and yolks in grandma's lemon-meringue-pie recipe, dogs and cats in pet heaven.
— Dennis Vickers
Pets reflect you like mirrors. When you are happy, you can see your dog smiling and when you are sad, your cat cries.
— Munia Khan
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way.
— Quentin Tarantino
I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats. — Ellen DeGeneres
Dogs really are perfect soldiers. They are brave and smart; they can smell through walls, see in the dark, and eat Army rations without complaint. — Susan Orlean
Dogs are my favorite people. — Richard Dean Anderson
I used to love dogs until I discovered cats. — Nafisa Joseph
There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans. — Angus Young
Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, Filling an emptiness we don't even know we have. — Thom Jones
The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with. — Ryan Lilly
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. — Bob Hope
Learning from wolves to interact with pet dogs makes about as much sense as, 'I want to improve my parenting - let's see how the chimps do it!' — Ian Dunbar
But without people, the village dog and pampered pet alike would soon disappear - dogs would become extinct. — Raymond Coppinger
Resentments are like stray dogs,if you don't pet them, they will go away. — Sandi Bachom
I'm like those placid dogs a family buys when the dog they choose first is too high strung. I'm the pet's pet. — Susan Mallery
My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not. — Anna Held
And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs, or, at the very least, listen to Bob Barker and have your pet spayed or neutered. — Justin Chambers
Who the hell needs this many dogs anyway?" "What's wrong with being a pet owner?" Cameron asked. "Yeah, you pronounced 'hoarder' wrong. — Abigail Roux
She was better with animals than people. Give her a sick cat or dog, she was golden. Not so much with her own species. — N. Raines
One of the most obvious ways dogs can improve our physical and mental health is via daily walks. — Andrew Weil
My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones. — Dan Harmon
I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him. — William H. Macy
Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you? — Alyssa Milano
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs. — Martha Scott
Great men have always had dogs. — Ouida
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. — August Strindberg
I grew up around animals [seven horses, dogs and now a pet goldfish named Leila] and I'm rebelling against them not having a natural existence. — Isabel Lucas
Dogs are always good and full of selfless love. They are undiluted vessels of joy who never, ever deserve anything bad that happens to them. — Steven Rowley
Love is love," I told her, as I tell all of my patients who are ashamed to find themselves shattered by the death of a dog. "Loss is loss. — Meg Donohue
Dogs are our link to paradise. — Milan Kundera
I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears. — Christine McVie
