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The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push. — Paul Reiser

She kind of reminds one of Helen. There's something very similar about Elizabeth Perkins. — Paul Reiser

In the history of life, no good news has followed that sentence ["We have to talk."]. — Paul Reiser

There's something very refreshing about being on stage. — Paul Reiser

She was Bloomingdale's, not Victoria Secret. She was vanilla, not peach. She was Paul Reiser, not Lenny Bruce. This was not my kind of chick. — Christopher Paul Meyer

Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption. — Paul Reiser

If a tree falls on your head in a forest and no one hears it, it still hurts. — Paul Reiser

Once in a while you get a moment of clarity - an inspiration - and they don't come that frequently. — Paul Reiser

As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought you were. — Paul Reiser

I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar. — Paul Reiser

This is not the most right I've ever been. — Paul Reiser

You know what? The obvious is obvious for a reason. — Paul Reiser

Helen Hunt is terrific, and I got to do a couple of guest spots with Helen and Paul Reiser on 'Mad About You.' — Lyle Lovett

There are two types of people in life - those who get it and those who don't. — Paul Reiser

I used to walk into a party and scan the room for attractive women. Now I look for women to hold my baby so I can eat potato salad sitting down. — Paul Reiser

Get a good dog. We have not picked up food in the kitchen in 15 years. — Paul Reiser

A new child in the house is a huge tourist attraction. It's like Disneyland, except there the lines are longer and no one brings casseroles. — Paul Reiser

He was born early. But he was born within a safe range of premature. — Paul Reiser

Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not. — Paul Reiser

They don't see that whole pattern. Worm/death. Worm/death. I would catch on. — Paul Reiser

If you're improvising with Paul Reiser, man, you'd better hold on tight! — Daniel Stern

Not only do I sing to him, I sing entire conversations. You become Jerry Lewis. — Paul Reiser

I'm not smart enough to write about something that didn't actually happen to me. But I couldn't write a space movie if you put a gun to my head. — Paul Reiser

Happiness is the quiet lull between problems. — Paul Reiser

They're not the sharpest people - babies. So, you must be everything to them. — Paul Reiser

We made this movie for $17, and nobody got anything. So it never dawned on me that we would get real people. — Paul Reiser

The most used appliance in our house is my 10-year-old son Leon's Xbox. — Paul Reiser

Upstate New York in the middle of October. You can't get more beautiful than that. — Paul Reiser

Younger kids, they understand that things aren't so perfect with their father or with their mother. — Paul Reiser

We have such a long, familiar history with Peter Falk. The minute his mug is on that screen people smile. — Paul Reiser

Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We'd be fun together. — Paul Reiser

Our date-nightrule is no talking about the kids. That lasts about to the end of the driveway. — Paul Reiser

Two or three times a week, I drive by the houses of numbers 78-100 just to rub it in, — Paul Reiser

I'd never directed before and this movie's too important to me to put in the hands of some guy who has never directed. Even if it's me. — Paul Reiser

The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering. — Paul Reiser