You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair. — Jeff Foxworthy
Should we consider the Exxon Valdez spill a "success," since it boosted GDP? ========== Culture Jam: — Anonymous
People say fish is good for a diet. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon . — Rodney Dangerfield
My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez. — James Woods
oil companies are nationalities. This plane oughta say EXXON on the side instead of U. S. Navy — James W. Blinn