Exxon Quotes

We can't bankrupt Exxon. But we can politically and morally bankrupt them. — Bill McKibben

When the Exxon Valdez spilled in 1989, I was angry. I even wrote on the back of my car, Boycott Exxon! — Alexandra Paul

My parents worked for Exxon, and they gave me every chance to take part in music. I took guitar lessons, and I was in the choir at school. — Lyle Lovett

How can thinking people believe that a government that cannot deliver the mail can deliver gas better than Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Gulf, and the rest? — Milton Friedman

So if you want to know how Exxon Mobil can make $10 billion profit in 90 days, just look around. The whole world was built for them. — Jeff Goodell

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. — Jay Leno

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair. — Jeff Foxworthy

Should we consider the Exxon Valdez spill a "success," since it boosted GDP? ========== Culture Jam: — Anonymous

People say fish is good for a diet. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon . — Rodney Dangerfield

My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez. — James Woods

oil companies are nationalities. This plane oughta say EXXON on the side instead of U. S. Navy — James W. Blinn