Parties Funny Quotes

Mardi Gras, baby. Mardi Gras. Time when all manner of weird shit cuts loose and parties down. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Somehow, I think God will forgive her. If not, eh, Hell has better parties anyway. — C.T. Phipps

This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us. — Steven Tyler

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. — Criss Jami

If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling. — E.A. Bucchianeri

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?' — Conan O'Brien