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Parking's Quotes By Bill Vaughan: A real patriot is the fellow who gets A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. Bill Vaughan
Parking's Quotes By Jordana Brewster: Parking is a nightmare for me ... I Parking is a nightmare for me ... I still have sensors on my car that help me park. Jordana Brewster
Parking's Quotes By Brent Schlender: should go see Steve," he whispered in his should go see Steve," he whispered in his ear. "He's out in the parking lot crying. Brent Schlender
Parking's Quotes By Jon Stewart: Get there early because hope does not park Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car. — Jon Stewart
Parking's Quotes By Chaunce Stanton: Either we're making the world a better place Either we're making the world a better place or we're making it a better place for parking lots. — Chaunce Stanton
Parking's Quotes By Dani Alexander: I would just like to throw out there I would just like to throw out there that we can all stop talking about putting things up my ass. No fly zone. Do not enter. No parking. — Dani Alexander
Parking's Quotes By Laura Busche: Positioning is finding the right parking space inside Positioning is finding the right parking space inside the consumer's mind and going for it before someone else takes it. — Laura Busche
Parking's Quotes By Rachel Maddow: Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot, showing off his car, five years after he graduated. — Rachel Maddow
Parking's Quotes By Michael Lewis: As a former gas station attendant, parking lot As a former gas station attendant, parking lot attendant, medical resident and current Goldman Sachs screwee, I am offended. — Michael Lewis
Parking's Quotes By Jennine Capo Crucet: A stack of banged-up grocery carts humped each A stack of banged-up grocery carts humped each other in a metal orgy in the far corner of the new Sedano's parking lot. — Jennine Capo Crucet
Parking's Quotes By Julie Gregory: Books are my friends, where it's okay to Books are my friends, where it's okay to be silent, where you're not a freak if you don't want to get drunk, peel out in the parking lot, tip cows. — Julie Gregory
Parking's Quotes By A.S. King: Here's my using dickwad in a sentence. Greg Here's my using dickwad in a sentence. Greg is such a dickwad, he locks his car in the Pagoda Pizza parking lot. (No. That isn't a real Vocab word.) — A.S. King
Parking's Quotes By Leonard Scheff: When angry, count to Zen. When angry, count to Zen. — Leonard Scheff
Parking's Quotes By Dov Davidoff: Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him. — Dov Davidoff
Parking's Quotes By Adam McKay: My first joke was about a company called My first joke was about a company called Five Star Parking that was all over Philadelphia: 'Who's reviewing parking lots?' — Adam McKay
Parking's Quotes By Homer: You know those balls that they put on You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car! — Homer
Parking's Quotes By Terry McMillan: Because after my marriage fell apart I felt Because after my marriage fell apart I felt like an empty parking space, and James just pulled into it. — Terry McMillan
Parking's Quotes By Michael King: If you have a little extra parking, I If you have a little extra parking, I err on the side of getting rid of it in favor of having some more greenery. — Michael King
Parking's Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: They say the first thing to go when They say the first thing to go when you're old is your legs or your eyesight. It isn't true. The first thing to go is parallel parking. — Kurt Vonnegut
Parking's Quotes By James Garner: The only reason I'm an actor is that The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office. — James Garner
Parking's Quotes By Jon Boorstin: It's all about the parking It's all about the parking — Jon Boorstin
Parking's Quotes By Will Rogers: Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. — Will Rogers
Parking's Quotes By Gregor Collins: Parking garages are like that person drinking their Parking garages are like that person drinking their soda with a straw: They just sit there and suck. — Gregor Collins
Parking's Quotes By Megan Amram: Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them — Megan Amram
Parking's Quotes By Joseph Fink: Beyond the window was the parking lot and Beyond the window was the parking lot and beyond that the desert, and beyond that the sky, mostly void, partially stars. Layered — Joseph Fink
Parking's Quotes By Jim Butcher: I parked somewhere where I would probably get I parked somewhere where I would probably get a ticket. I planned to ignore it. Anarchists have a much easier time finding parking spots. — Jim Butcher
Parking's Quotes By Paul Dudley White: I favor parking a few miles from the I favor parking a few miles from the office and walking to work. You get the benefit of exercise and besides it is easier to get a parking space. — Paul Dudley White
Parking's Quotes By Newt Gingrich: What is the primary purpose of a political What is the primary purpose of a political leader? To build a majority. If voters care about parking lots, then talk about parking lots. — Newt Gingrich
Parking's Quotes By Josh Stern: I hate pulling out ... I mean, I'm I hate pulling out ... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing ... — Josh Stern
Parking's Quotes By Bill Vaughan: Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. — Bill Vaughan
Parking's Quotes By Matthew Yglesias: I'm against government-subsidized parking and government-mandated parking. I'm against government-subsidized parking and government-mandated parking. — Matthew Yglesias
Parking's Quotes By Jay Leno: If there isn't a parking space out front If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else. — Jay Leno
Parking's Quotes By Zach Braff: Women are like parking spots, the best ones Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped. — Zach Braff
Parking's Quotes By Nell Zink: So many men, so little parking. So many men, so little parking. — Nell Zink
Parking's Quotes By Calvin Trillin: I've always thought that parallel parking was my I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent. — Calvin Trillin
Parking's Quotes By Steven Pressfield: It's better to be in the arena, getting It's better to be in the arena, getting stomped by the bull, than to be up in the stands or out in the parking lot. — Steven Pressfield
Parking's Quotes By Alison Jackson: The only people I really hate are parking The only people I really hate are parking attendants. — Alison Jackson
Parking's Quotes By Tyne O'Connell: It was here in Mayfair, that adjectives such It was here in Mayfair, that adjectives such as gracious elegant sophisticated and sublime trip off the tongue like coins into a parking meter. — Tyne O'Connell
Parking's Quotes By Lewis Mumford: Restore human legs as a means of travel. Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities. — Lewis Mumford
Parking's Quotes By Justin Halpern: Your friends' parents drive like assholes. Tell them Your friends' parents drive like assholes. Tell them it's an elementary school parking lot, not downtown fucking Manhattan. — Justin Halpern
Parking's Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I love full on, like 65 mph in I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Parking's Quotes By Jill Shalvis: Men are like parking spots. All the good Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are
taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible.
PHOEBE TRAEGER — Jill Shalvis
Parking's Quotes By John Bytheway: Say no to parking lots! Say no to parking lots! — John Bytheway
Parking's Quotes By Woody Allen: But what if everyone in the world behaved But what if everyone in the world behaved like me and came here and shot Brisseau through the ear? What a mess! And of course we'd need valet parking. — Woody Allen
Parking's Quotes By Enrique Penalosa: I was almost impeached for getting cars off I was almost impeached for getting cars off sidewalks which car owning upper classes had illegally appropriated for parking. — Enrique Penalosa
Parking's Quotes By William Least Heat-Moon: American history is parking lots. American history is parking lots. — William Least Heat-Moon
Parking's Quotes By Tom Waits: using parking meters as walking sticks. using parking meters as walking sticks. — Tom Waits
Parking's Quotes By Henny Youngman: Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!" — Henny Youngman
Parking's Quotes By Dean Lombardi: I've always felt we weren't physical enough on I've always felt we weren't physical enough on the back line. Now there's a no - parking sign in front of our net. — Dean Lombardi
Parking's Quotes By Donna Lynn Hope: People fight over parking spaces more than they People fight over parking spaces more than they do for each other; then they bemoan the fact they can't find love. — Donna Lynn Hope
Parking's Quotes By Alessandra Torre: The old Piggly Wiggly parking lot rented for The old Piggly Wiggly parking lot rented for the trailers. — Alessandra Torre
Parking's Quotes By Gavin Brown: CHELL FROM PORTAL would shoot a portal through CHELL FROM PORTAL would shoot a portal through the window into the parking lot, another one under her feet, and jump through to freedom. Strategic — Gavin Brown
Parking's Quotes By Tommy Cooper: You know, somebody actually complimented me on my You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine. — Tommy Cooper
Parking's Quotes By Neal Stephenson: Getting through the intersection involves tracing paths through Getting through the intersection involves tracing paths through the parking system, many braided filaments of direction like the Ho Chi Minh trail. — Neal Stephenson
Parking's Quotes By Amanda Usen: Until that night, she'd categorized multiple orgasms with Until that night, she'd categorized multiple orgasms with unicorns, the Holy Grail, and free parking. — Amanda Usen
Parking's Quotes By Katie Graykowski: When I applied for a handicap parking pass, When I applied for a handicap parking pass, they wouldn't take maleness as a medical condition. — Katie Graykowski
Parking's Quotes By Victor Papanek: In 1970, Los Angeles became the first place In 1970, Los Angeles became the first place where the total acreage used for roads and parking exceeded the amount of space given over to habitation. — Victor Papanek
Parking's Quotes By Duncan Spencer: My mind is in the gutter so often, My mind is in the gutter so often, I have an assigned parking spot. — Duncan Spencer
Parking's Quotes By Lawrence Lessig: If the law imposed the death penalty for If the law imposed the death penalty for parking tickets, we'd not only have fewer parking tickets, we'd also have much
less driving.
Lawrence Lessig
Parking's Quotes By Kerrelyn Sparks: A breeze wafted over her face, and she A breeze wafted over her face, and she realized she was in the parking lot next to Jean-Luc's BMW. She must have — Kerrelyn Sparks
Parking's Quotes By Dan Jenkins: Valet parking is an essential at any decent Valet parking is an essential at any decent club. — Dan Jenkins
Parking's Quotes By Isaac Asimov: Life is a journey, but don't worry, you'll Life is a journey, but don't worry, you'll find a parking spot at the end. — Isaac Asimov
Parking's Quotes By Joni Mitchell: They paved paradise and put up a parking They paved paradise and put up a parking lot. — Joni Mitchell
Parking's Quotes By Laura Kightlinger: I love punching the ceiling with my fists I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space. — Laura Kightlinger
Parking's Quotes By Eli Roth: Much of my youth was spent in the Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts. — Eli Roth
Parking's Quotes By Dionne Warwick: All the stars that never were are parking All the stars that never were are parking cars and pumping gas. — Dionne Warwick
Parking's Quotes By Anthony Bourdain: Unlicensed hooch from a stranger in a parking Unlicensed hooch from a stranger in a parking lot. Good idea? Yes, of course it is. — Anthony Bourdain
Parking's Quotes By Princess Diana: I don't even know how to use a I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box. — Princess Diana
Parking's Quotes By Neal Stephenson: Parking lots and chaos. Parking lots and chaos. — Neal Stephenson
Parking's Quotes By Gina Marinello-Sweeney: Parking complexes are like modern-day dungeons. Parking complexes are like modern-day dungeons. — Gina Marinello-Sweeney
Parking's Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: Why is it illegal to park in a Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall? — Jerry Seinfeld
Parking's Quotes By Brooks Robinson: I'm a Major League 3rd Baseman. If you I'm a Major League 3rd Baseman. If you want to go play in parking lot, I'm suppose to stop the ball. — Brooks Robinson
Parking's Quotes By Scott E. Baughman: which is not bad considering we're leaving the which is not bad considering we're leaving the same day." Smith charged off in the direction of the station's parking deck without so much — Scott E. Baughman
Parking's Quotes By Laurence Fox: You could probably go three or four months You could probably go three or four months without the word 'God' coming from my dad's mouth; Mum would pray for a parking space. — Laurence Fox
Parking's Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! — Jeff Foxworthy
Parking's Quotes By Bill O'Reilly: Does anyone know where the Best Men are? Does anyone know where the Best Men are? I hope they're not in the parking lot stealing our hubcaps. — Bill O'Reilly
Parking's Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: When elites see a homeless person in the When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he's saving a parking place. — P. J. O'Rourke
Parking's Quotes By Gloria Steinem: A parking lot attendant who's a guy makes A parking lot attendant who's a guy makes a lot more money than a child-care attendant who's a woman. — Gloria Steinem
Parking's Quotes By Chaz Bundick: Parking's expensive, so I walk or ride my Parking's expensive, so I walk or ride my bike, which is good because my girlfriend's getting her PhD as an environmental engineer. — Chaz Bundick
Parking's Quotes By J.G. Ballard: Parking was well on the way to becoming Parking was well on the way to becoming the British population's greatest spiritual need. — J.G. Ballard
Parking's Quotes By Laura Kaye: Yeah, well ... No, I mean sex in Yeah, well ... No, I mean sex in my truck. Sex with a man I just met. Sex in a freaking parking lot.
He grinned. That's a lot of firsts. — Laura Kaye