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Oz lists the hem of his shirt, exposing his cut abs, and wipes his brow with the material. Oh my with chocolate on top. That was just beautiful.
— Katie McGarry
You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.
— Paul Stanley
In our own hearts, we mold the whole world's hereafters; and in our own hearts we fashion our own gods.
— Herman Melville
The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.
— Jerry Coleman
When you give without expectations, you feel that joy is rushing through you like the spring breeze caressing a newly blooming flower.
— Debasish Mridha
(In schools) There is an emphasis on doing things right rather on doing the right things.
— Thomas J. Sergiovanni
A thing, until it is everything, is noise, and once it is everything it is silence.
— Antonio Porchia
Brightness ... I believe you stray into sarcasm.""Funny.I thought I'd run straight into it,screaming at the top of my lungs. — Brandon Sanderson
Progress! Progress through everybody dying and their kids eventually not caring who their parents hated!
— Ryan North
Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight.
— Ernie J Zelinski
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.
— Steven Wright
The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it.
— Alan Coren
Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping.
— Lisa Lampanelli
No poetry that I'm aware of, however bad or glorious, has ever left somebody a worse person than they were before they read it.
— Felix Dennis
When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong.
— Mitch Hedberg
Ernie thought - what's the expression? - that he had a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock.
— Louis Nowra
A reader should be able to identify a column without its byline or funny little picture on top purely by look or feel, or its turgidity ratio.
— William Safire
Every major outward change must first begin in the mind.
— Sunday Adelaja
The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.
— Bill Bailey
I was an English major at UCLA when I was 18, and then I left after a year to start acting. I was educating myself during that time.
— James Franco
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
— Mitch Hedberg
I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.
— Mitch Hedberg
In essence - we're all screwed
— Chelsea Fine
Kill first, ask questions of the corpse later
— G.A. Aiken
Jenson Button is in the top ten, in eleventh position.
— Murray Walker
Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl ... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.
— Robert Pattinson
There is always a fear that i'll be in Europe somewhere, and this little blue-eyed kid would come over to me with his mom and go, "dada, dada".
— Caleb Followill
