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Onion Quotes By S.J.A. Turney: the very best plans were made like an

the very best plans were made like an onion, with layer upon layer protecting the heart. — S.J.A. Turney

Onion Quotes By Juliette Binoche: Acting is like peeling an onion. You have

Acting is like peeling an onion. You have to peel away each layer to reveal another. — Juliette Binoche

Onion Quotes By Carl Sandburg: Life is an onion - you peel it

Life is an onion - you peel it year by year and sometimes cry. — Carl Sandburg

Onion Quotes By Luke Taylor: Writers are like onions, layers upon layers upon

Writers are like onions, layers upon layers upon layers. — Luke Taylor

Onion Quotes By Elizabeth James: When one peels back an onion, all they

When one peels back an onion, all they have done is reveal a smaller onion. — Elizabeth James

Onion Quotes By Skip Coryell: Yes, life has many onions.

Yes, life has many onions. — Skip Coryell

Onion Quotes By Simon Rich: I never felt ostracized or made to feel

I never felt ostracized or made to feel strange by obsessing over 'The Onion' or 'Calvin and Hobbes.' That was considered completely normal. — Simon Rich

Onion Quotes By Howard Carter: All we have to do is to peel

All we have to do is to peel the shrines like an onion, and we will be with the king himself. — Howard Carter

Onion Quotes By Kristen Heitzmann: Life peels us like an onion and every

Life peels us like an onion and every layer is softer and sweeter. — Kristen Heitzmann

Onion Quotes By Toni Morrison: Lying on a ring of onion, a tomato

Lying on a ring of onion, a tomato slice exposed its seedy smile, one she remembers to this moment. — Toni Morrison

Onion Quotes By Afnan Ahmad Mia: Our identity is like that of an onion;

Our identity is like that of an onion; with each experience we endure, a layer is peeled away, finally revealing who we really are at the core. — Afnan Ahmad Mia

Onion Quotes By Christina Hendricks: I like salty, creamy foods. I could sit

I like salty, creamy foods. I could sit down with a bag of chips and French onion dip and go to town! That would be on my last-supper list. — Christina Hendricks

Onion Quotes By Ambrose Bierce: The best kind of onion soup is the

The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind. — Ambrose Bierce

Onion Quotes By Jen Hatmaker: Just drop some onion and garlic in olive

Just drop some onion and garlic in olive oil, and your day improves exponentially. — Jen Hatmaker

Onion Quotes By James Huneker: Life is like an onion: you peel off

Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it. — James Huneker

Onion Quotes By Alex Morritt: Red onion skins and New Year's Eve have

Red onion skins and New Year's Eve have much in common - they both peel away to reveal new vibrancy. — Alex Morritt

Onion Quotes By Derrick Jensen: Like the layers of an onion, under the

Like the layers of an onion, under the first lie is another, and under that another, and they all make you cry. — Derrick Jensen

Onion Quotes By Bill Watterson: Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting

Calvin: Why are you crying mom?
Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.
Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables. — Bill Watterson

Onion Quotes By Johnny Trigg: For a rub with sweet tang: mix just

For a rub with sweet tang: mix just a little bit of light brown sugar to garlic pepper, black pepper, and onion powder. — Johnny Trigg

Onion Quotes By Terence McKenna: If you cross an onion with a UFO,

If you cross an onion with a UFO, what you get is a flying saucer that brings tears to your eyes. — Terence McKenna

Onion Quotes By Gail Bowen: Its an onion tree. Every time Sam takes

Its an onion tree. Every time Sam takes off an onion, two more will grow in its place. — Gail Bowen

Onion Quotes By William Shakespeare: If the boy have not a woman's gift

If the boy have not a woman's gift To rain a shower of commanded tears, An onion will do well for such a shift. — William Shakespeare

Onion Quotes By Nick Offerman: If you like comedy, go home and curl

If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day. — Nick Offerman

Onion Quotes By Penny Reid: Why are you crying, Marie?I didn't know.I honestly

Why are you crying, Marie?
I didn't know.
I honestly had no idea.
Feelings? Whoremones? Maybe a nearby, but as of yet unseen onion? — Penny Reid

Onion Quotes By Robert Orben: I understand the big food companies are developing

I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread. — Robert Orben

Onion Quotes By George R R Martin: Dany nibbled at an onion and reflected ruefully

Dany nibbled at an onion and reflected ruefully on the faithlessness of men. — George R R Martin

Onion Quotes By George R R Martin: What if I am? It seems to me

What if I am? It seems to me that most men are grey." "If half of an onion is black with rot, it is a rotten onion. — George R R Martin

Onion Quotes By Myles Munroe: Man is like an onion. His potential is

Man is like an onion. His potential is exposed one layer at a time until all he is, is known by all. — Myles Munroe

Onion Quotes By Richard Feynman: The laws of physics could be like an

The laws of physics could be like an onion, with new laws becoming operational as we probe new scales. We simply don't know! — Richard Feynman

Onion Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: If you are clinically insane, by which I

If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion, this is your car, (about the BMW X3). — Jeremy Clarkson

Onion Quotes By Kristin Cast: I see you have Sgiach placed in the

I see you have Sgiach placed in the middle," Thanatos said.
"Yeah, along with onion rings, Hostess Ding Dongs, and my name," Aphrodite said. — Kristin Cast

Onion Quotes By Johnny Rich: Reality, it seems, is not a flat plane,

Reality, it seems, is not a flat plane, but has as many veils as an onion has skins. — Johnny Rich

Onion Quotes By Joseph Wambaugh: When I wrote The Onion Field, I realized

When I wrote The Onion Field, I realized that my first two novels were just practice. — Joseph Wambaugh

Onion Quotes By Heber C. Kimball: Her face may be as smooth as an

Her face may be as smooth as an onion; but the beauty of a woman is in the spirit she possesses and in the principles of righteousness she cherishes. — Heber C. Kimball

Onion Quotes By Susan Branch: Before Julia Child there was only onion dip.

Before Julia Child there was only onion dip. — Susan Branch

Onion Quotes By Wendell Johnson: A rose by any other nameWould never, never

A rose by any other name
Would never, never smell the same
And cunning is the nose that knows
An onion that's been called a rose. — Wendell Johnson

Onion Quotes By Adam Johnson: The next day, she was silent. For breakfast,

The next day, she was silent. For breakfast, she murdered an onion and served it raw. — Adam Johnson

Onion Quotes By George Washington: My own remedy is always to eat, just

My own remedy is always to eat, just before I step into bed, a hot roasted onion, if I have a cold. — George Washington

Onion Quotes By Lemony Snicket: If you ask one question, it will lead

If you ask one question, it will lead you to another, and another. It's like peeling an onion. — Lemony Snicket

Onion Quotes By Natasha Tsakos: looking for the pi in my onion

looking for the pi in my onion — Natasha Tsakos

Onion Quotes By Robert J. Courtine: The onion is the truffle of the poor.

The onion is the truffle of the poor. — Robert J. Courtine

Onion Quotes By Victor Hugo: Good-will never added an onion to the soup,

Good-will never added an onion to the soup, and is good for nothing but a passport to paradise. — Victor Hugo

Onion Quotes By Erma Bombeck: Onion rings in the car cushions do not

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. — Erma Bombeck

Onion Quotes By Terry Pratchett: A woman always has half an onion left

A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what size of the onion, the dish or the woman — Terry Pratchett

Onion Quotes By Jared Leto: It's funny. I don't like onions but I

It's funny. I don't like onions but I like onion rings. What's up with that? — Jared Leto

Onion Quotes By Richard Eder: Fully stripped down, an onion is a pile

Fully stripped down, an onion is a pile of scattered layers; it has no center. — Richard Eder

Onion Quotes By John Verdon: This case is complex. It's got layers to

This case is complex. It's got layers to it, Davey. It's a fucking onion ... You're a natural-born onion peeler
the best that ever was. — John Verdon

Onion Quotes By Sonya Levien: Good intentions are not enough. They've never put

Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet. — Sonya Levien

Onion Quotes By Fyodor Dostoyevsky: I may be wicked, but still I gave

I may be wicked, but still I gave an onion — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Onion Quotes By Tamar Myers: To understand a woman, a man had to

To understand a woman, a man had to peel away layer after layer of words, much as one must peel away an onion to get at the desired part. — Tamar Myers

Onion Quotes By Miguel De Cervantes: I had rather munch a crust of brown

I had rather munch a crust of brown bread and an onion in a corner, without any more ado, or ceremony, than feed upon turkey at another man's table. — Miguel De Cervantes

Onion Quotes By Danielle LaPorte: People magazine with a bag of sour cream

People magazine with a bag of sour cream and onion chips always makes be feel a bit trashy. But good trashy. — Danielle LaPorte

Onion Quotes By Karl Pilkington: Yesterday, I did some painting then went out

Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight. — Karl Pilkington

Onion Quotes By Nathaniel Hawthorne: A woman's chastity consists, like an onion, of

A woman's chastity consists, like an onion, of a series of coats. — Nathaniel Hawthorne

Onion Quotes By Helen Waddell: Truth has as many coats as an onion

Truth has as many coats as an onion ... and each one of them hollow when you peel it off. — Helen Waddell

Onion Quotes By Carl Sandburg: Life is like an onion; you peel it

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. — Carl Sandburg

Onion Quotes By Louise Fitzhugh: Harriet: How do you practice being an onion?

Harriet: How do you practice being an onion? — Louise Fitzhugh

Onion Quotes By Raymond Chandler: I belonged in Idle Valley like a pearl

I belonged in Idle Valley like a pearl onion on a banana split. — Raymond Chandler

Onion Quotes By Rachel A. Marks: The demon is crouched in the corner, between

The demon is crouched in the corner, between the Cheetos and the onion dip. It's — Rachel A. Marks

Onion Quotes By Linda Watson: Everything is relative' said the cosmic onion. 'Well,

Everything is relative' said the cosmic onion. 'Well, you're no relative of mine', said Dougal, huffily. - The Magic Roundabout — Linda Watson

Onion Quotes By Laura Esquivel: Take care to chop the onion fine.

Take care to chop the onion fine. — Laura Esquivel

Onion Quotes By Allan Savory: If you dig deep and keep peeling the

If you dig deep and keep peeling the onion, artists and freelance writers are the leaders in society - the people who start to get new ideas out. — Allan Savory

Onion Quotes By Bobby Gould: The papers are portraying Rafa as a parrot,

The papers are portraying Rafa as a parrot, just like they did when they showed Graham Taylor as an onion — Bobby Gould

Onion Quotes By Nina Guilbeau: Like handling an onion, peeling off the "husk"

Like handling an onion, peeling off the "husk" of our lives, sometimes makes us cry. — Nina Guilbeau

Onion Quotes By Bill Maher: New rule: Tulips aren't flowers. They're some kind

New rule: Tulips aren't flowers. They're some kind of gay onion. — Bill Maher

Onion Quotes By Leslie White: We have garlic days, and onion days. You

We have garlic days, and onion days. You know what they're cooking. — Leslie White

Onion Quotes By Will Rogers: An onion can make people cry, but there

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. — Will Rogers

Onion Quotes By Fanny Brice: I'm a bagel on a plate full of

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls! — Fanny Brice

Onion Quotes By Joseph Wambaugh: The Onion Field made a real writer. And

The Onion Field made a real writer. And then I knew it was over, I couldn't be a cop anymore. — Joseph Wambaugh

Onion Quotes By Arthur Golden: It was what we Japanese called the onion

It was what we Japanese called the onion life, peeling away a layer at a time and crying all the while. — Arthur Golden

Onion Quotes By Ray Bradbury: He says I'm a regular onion! I keep

He says I'm a regular onion! I keep him busy peeling away the layers. — Ray Bradbury

Onion Quotes By George Ellwanger: The onion tribe is prophylactic and highly invigorating,

The onion tribe is prophylactic and highly invigorating, and even more necessary to cookery than parsley itself. — George Ellwanger

Onion Quotes By Jordan Castillo Price: Now I knew how women felt when they

Now I knew how women felt when they thought they were going to get a diamond ring and ended up with an onion ring — Jordan Castillo Price

Onion Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Vimes stalked gloomily through the crowded streets, feeling

Vimes stalked gloomily through the crowded streets, feeling like the only pickled onion in a fruit salad. — Terry Pratchett

Onion Quotes By Louise Fitzhugh: This was too much. I refuse. I absolutely

This was too much. I refuse. I absolutely REFUSE to be an onion. — Louise Fitzhugh

Onion Quotes By Jared Diamond: Yes, world history is indeed such an onion!

Yes, world history is indeed such an onion! — Jared Diamond

Onion Quotes By James McBride: Whatever you is, Onion," he said, "be it

Whatever you is, Onion," he said, "be it full. — James McBride

Onion Quotes By Stacey Turner: 1 cup thawed onion stir fry and frozen

1 cup thawed onion stir fry and frozen bell pepper ½ lb — Stacey Turner

Onion Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: His breath is so bad why every time

His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings. — Rodney Dangerfield

Onion Quotes By Tobsha Learner: Indeed, you become what you eat. In which

Indeed, you become what you eat. In which case I am an onion. Layered, slightly sour and guaranteed to bring tears to the eyes. — Tobsha Learner

Onion Quotes By Robert Louis Stevenson: Let first the onion flourish there,Rose among roots,

Let first the onion flourish there,
Rose among roots, the maiden-fair,
Wine-scented and poetic soul
Of the capacious salad bowl. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Onion Quotes By Khang Kijarro Nguyen: Behind every face lies a mask. Behind it

Behind every face lies a mask. Behind it lies another onion layer of mask. If you peel the skins, you may cry. — Khang Kijarro Nguyen

Onion Quotes By Padma Lakshmi: It doesn't matter how precisely the onion is

It doesn't matter how precisely the onion is cut as long as the person chewing it is happy. — Padma Lakshmi

Onion Quotes By Eliot Schrefer: The smell coming off my flesh had gone

The smell coming off my flesh had gone from simple stinkiness to something weird and almost appetizing, close to sour-cream-and-onion potato chips. — Eliot Schrefer

Onion Quotes By Zoe Helene: I've learned that ayahuasca works in levels, a

I've learned that ayahuasca works in levels, a little like peeling an onion. It is complex and something you really have to experience to understand. — Zoe Helene

Onion Quotes By Fabian: Your heart keeps jumping like a kangaroo, floating

Your heart keeps jumping like a kangaroo, floating like an onion in a bowl of stew. — Fabian

Onion Quotes By Brendan Morrison: Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time

Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying. — Brendan Morrison

Onion Quotes By George R R Martin: If half an onion is black with rot,

If half an onion is black with rot, it is a rotten onion. A man is good or he is evil. — George R R Martin

Onion Quotes By Alexander McCall Smith: It is the onion, memory, that makes me

It is the onion, memory, that makes me cry, he said. — Alexander McCall Smith