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The next best thing to a very good joke is a very bad one.
— Julius Charles Hare
Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.
— Ray Romano
That sun is lookin' good ... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.
— Tom Bergeron
Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
— John Krasinski
It's a basic rule of humor that a joke is always at somebody's expense. Really good jokes, however, tend to be at everyone's expense.
— Richard Kalvar
Writers are encouraged to "keep 'em laughing" and complain "with good humor" in order to "win" allies. The joke is always on ourselves.
— Alice Childress
I've been joking that 'On the Road' is the prequel to 'The Road.' I don't know if that's a very good joke.
— Kodi Smit-McPhee
One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.
— Doug Larson
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
— George Bernard Shaw
There's an old joke about Alzheimer's: the good news is that you meet new people every day.
— Stephen King
A good joke is life laughing at itself.
— Marty Rubin
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
— Brian D. McLaren
I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller of jokes.
— Steve Carell
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.
— Brendan Behan
A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes.
— Pawan Mishra
Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door.
— Raymond Benson
I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke.
— Julian Clary
Lacroix has been fantastic. He's very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that's a good thing.
— Jennifer Saunders
I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel.
— James C. Humes
He would joke that "stock-market forecasters exist to make astrologers look good.
— Clements, Jonathan
No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There's no such thing as a good long joke.
— John Waters
It's almost a joke how good I am at charades. Not to pat my own back, but I'm literally - I'm kind of unstoppable.
— Wilson Bethel
I think it's important to have a good sense of humor and joke around with your kids. That's what I do a lot.
— Stanley Tucci
You've no idea how good an old joke sounds when you take it out again after a rest of five or six hundred years.
— C.S. Lewis
Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too.
— Reba McEntire
Once you do a joke and it works it's only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel.
— Bill Burr
A good mathematical joke is better, and better mathematics, than a dozen mediocre papers.
— John Edensor Littlewood
