No Toilet Paper Quotes
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No Toilet Paper Quotes & Sayings
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I can tell you, going out to buy toilet paper in the U.S. is a completely predictable experience.
— Evan Osnos
Great rolls of toilet paper arc like ejaculate through the black sycamores.
— Garth Risk Hallberg
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
— Bob Monkhouse
Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much we have.
— Alicia Silverstone
Toilet paper is a right, not a privilege,
— John Ringo
I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It's just who I am.
— Hilary Swank
Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective.
— Shaquille O'Neal
I'd appreciate if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet paper.
— Tahereh Mafi
I've read better fecal matter patterns on toilet paper.
— Terry Price
The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper.
— Yasujiro Ozu
Sometimes the toilet paper does not win. Sometimes a broke woman needs the red wine more.
— Shonda Rhimes
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
— Jerry Lawler
Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my tummy.
That paper tried to roll me up
into an Egyptian mummy. — Melinda K. Trotter
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Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet paper. Yo
— THE CLOWN FACTORY
France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.
— Billy Wilder
Seriously, she'd been tricked into bringing him toilet paper on the crapper too many times not to know he was a little shortsighted.
— Debra Anastasia
When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.
— Jennifer Aniston
My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures.
— Dolly Parton
Make your life like toilet paper. Long and usefull.
— Wolfgang Riebe
If we all had what we wanted to eat ... We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry.
— Jim Thompson
I couldn't help but notice no one was grabbing toilet paper. That would be the first thing I grabbed if I thought it was the end of the world
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
He was the first guy to find toilet paper in my butt.
— Hilary Winston
