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The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city.
— Vance Bourjaily
Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard".
— Russell Brand
If my name was on a serious work like this it would never get fair treatment. They would all say I had tried to be funny and failed.
— Jerome K. Jerome
Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there.
— Rodney Atkins
Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number - Jaxson Evans
— Brit Gosik
And what exactly is it that you do?""I do pretty much what the name implies. I shoot trouble. — Bard Constantine
Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.
— Eric Idle
One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.
— Carroll Bryant
Your name. That's all I want. I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going to help him in his stalking endeavours.
— Colleen Hoover
Oh, God, if I'm anything by a clinical name, I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I think people are plotting to make me happy.
— J.D. Salinger
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings ... Boy With Pail ... Kitten On Fire.
— Steven Wright
Adventure is nothing but a romantic name for trouble.
— Louis L'Amour
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
— Paula Poundstone
That thing has a name?
— J.K. Rowling
There are so many other fun ways to dishonor the family name that buying girls' underwear shouldn't be one of them.
— Rin Chupeco
What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name
— Cassandra Clare
I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'
— Joan Rivers
The house had a name. The Banana House. It was carved onto a piece of sandstone above the front door. It made no sense to anyone.
— Hilary McKay
What shall we do now?" he asked."Something very dreadful," she said,her voice sour."Ask Arlow Bowlerham for the name of a dressmaker. — March McCarron
My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way
— Ali Shariati
Instead I sounded like a little girl on her first day of kindergarten. My name is Bee, and I like coloring and horsies.
— Kate Avery Ellison
The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique.
— Mitch Hedberg
What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester?
— Jim Norton
The security guy asked my name address and phone number, and then he asked me what was the difference between a condom and a cockpit.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Alvin smiled back, and kissed her. People talk about fools counting chickens before they hatch. That's nothing. We name them.
— Orson Scott Card
Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'?
— David C. Holley
What a cool name. Where'd you get it?""I've always had it. — Marie Landry
Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!
— Rick Riordan
Misery, thy name is Mudslide
— Molly Harper
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
— Milton Berle
Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.
— Kristen Schaal
I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.
— Olivia Munn
If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich ... not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard.
— Simone Elkeles
I'm beginning to think my name has been changed to Damn it or Asshole Styxx
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
There are things done under the name of science which are ridiculous. But there is also stuff done which sounds funny but is really serious.
— Margaret Geller
You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie.
— Jim Gaffigan
Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle.
— The Walking Dead
A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible.
— Barack Obama
It is curious how fatal it is, either to a situation or to an individual, or even to a name, if in an evil moment it becomes funny.
— Margaret Deland
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
— Steven Wright
What the heck kind of name was Sir?
— Cherise Sinclair
You want me to be a man,older than you, who goes by the name of Roullard.
— Wendelin Van Draanen
She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny.
— Elizabeth Gaskell
Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone, they always say, "Oh, love him!" He's a really terrific actor, and very funny.
— Miranda Otto
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis
I have a funny name.
— Pia Zadora
It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.
— Stephen Leacock
I'm going to strip my way through plumber's school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie?
— Rebecca Murphy
On the seemingly one-sided relationship between Michael Jordan and his shoe sponsors Nike- The company should change its name to Mike.
— Alvin Robertson
They call me, The Sharkalator
— James Patterson
Moms are so hard to understand! They'll never allow us to go on diet for fitness but forcefully make us fast in the name of God!~Swapna Rajput~ — Swapna Rajput
