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We played well all the way until, like, the second quarter.
— LeBron James
Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards.
— Bill Walton
Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!
— Charles Barkley
The new moron in town is Chad Ford of ESPN.
— Mark Cuban
I know what I would do if I were coach. I'd determine our strengths and weaknesses and utilize them. And it's pretty clear what our strength is.
— Michael Jordan
It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.
— Charles Barkley
I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty.
— Shaquille O'Neal
Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.
— Woody Allen
I'm no different than any other expendable player.
— Mo Williams
I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet.
— Tom Tolbert
A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible.
— Barack Obama
Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive.
— Charles Barkley
I don't know what's wrong with that girl.
— Reggie Evans
What a pathetic play from a pathetic human being.
— Bill Walton
I'll save that for Mrs. Battier.
— Shane Battier
Not a game, not a game ... practice.
— Allen Iverson
I'm here to shine a bright light. I'm not here to be a guy of death. I just like 'KD' better.
— Kevin Durant
If cocaine were helium, the NBA would float away.
— Art Rust Jr.
If you can walk with your head in the clouds and keep your feet on the ground, you can make a million dollars in the NBA.
— Gary Dornhoefer
Steve Kerr, now coaching Golden State after eight tumultuous and very inconsistent years at TNT.
— Marv Albert
You could be adding gasoline to a roaring fire. We understand that. But this is who we are.
— Brett Brown
What do you have when you have an agent buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.
— Pat Williams
Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.
— Charles Barkley
Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here.
— Charles Barkley
I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.'
— Paul George