Fred Barnett Quotes
Top 26 wise famous quotes and sayings by Fred Barnett
Fred Barnett Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Fred Barnett on Wise Famous Quotes.
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave's butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose.
The figure hanging upside down at the top of the great hall had 'f'n had it' with the corpulent little blood dumplings! - Bats
We won't be able to sleep without the sound of her self-loathing orgasms crying out into the night." - Bats 2015
Grrrrowpt." said dead Penelope. Dead Huthbert nodded, and hugged her.
She moved his dusty hand from her dusty ass." - BATS 2015
She moved his dusty hand from her dusty ass." - BATS 2015
Her eyes were dark, corrupt, fathomless and all of that other evil crap. Mostly all of that other evil crap.
What Mufy means is that he is in possession of rather capacious breasts for a male of the human species
Elizabeth poured the brewskilicious foam over her aforementioned bodalicious huzza-huzzas and Wahwahzoozie." - Bats 2015
Dauna inhaled a deep drag from her happy cigarette. (Yes, her cig was happy. Fuck'n euphoric.) Smoke swirled over her tongue." - Shark Fin Soup 2015
The Stranger: Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
Do it for the kids! The ones who look up to you - especially when they are pleading for their lives." - Bats 2015
I'll only be wearing a t-shirt," she said. "I love to let the tropical breeze ruffle my tail feathers.
She could feel something unnatural following her every movement as she washed her bountiful Huzza and Wahzoozie" - BATS
Keeeerist! Look at the smile on the poor sumbiche's face. Ain't seen anything like that since the B.J. Killer was alive." - Shark Fin Soup
He sniffed until the long hairs of his mustache had been sucked up into his nose and out of his leafy ears." - Bats 2015
...causing her eyes to bulge and her tongue to flick from behind her luscious lips, scaring away insects." - Amok 2015
Bernie let out the most pitiful wail heard since that god-forsaken day in 1942 when Bambi's mom was shot.
I only require that my characters have one thing and one thing in common. A total lack of self-control.
Elizabeth served herself to Vlad upon the Lazy Susan (Susan wasn't lazy. She was actually dead." - Bats 2015
...an ambitious array of dishonorable intentions that he intended to wield upon the Countess's nether regions. - BATS 2015