Fred Barnett Quotes

Top 26 wise famous quotes and sayings by Fred Barnett

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Fred Barnett quotes: The kids found the new high tensile Duncan Yo-Yo string was strong enough to use as a garrotte. The kids found the new high tensile Duncan Yo-Yo string was strong enough to use as a garrotte.
Fred Barnett quotes: I could not put your new novel down. At 950 pages and weighing in at over ten lbs. I couldn't even pick the goddamned thing up! I could not put your new novel down. At 950 pages and weighing in at over ten lbs. I couldn't even pick the goddamned thing up!
Fred Barnett quotes: They're dogs. Never trust a man. Even when he's dead. Especially when he's dead. - Bats 2015 They're dogs. Never trust a man. Even when he's dead. Especially when he's dead. - Bats 2015
Fred Barnett quotes: ...an ambitious array of dishonorable intentions that he intended to wield upon the Countess's nether regions. - BATS 2015 ...an ambitious array of dishonorable intentions that he intended to wield upon the Countess's nether regions. - BATS 2015
Fred Barnett quotes: Elizabeth served herself to Vlad upon the Lazy Susan (Susan wasn't lazy. She was actually dead." - Bats 2015 Elizabeth served herself to Vlad upon the Lazy Susan (Susan wasn't lazy. She was actually dead." - Bats 2015
Fred Barnett quotes: I only require that my characters have one thing and one thing in common. A total lack of self-control. I only require that my characters have one thing and one thing in common. A total lack of self-control.
Fred Barnett quotes: Bernie let out the most pitiful wail heard since that god-forsaken day in 1942 when Bambi's mom was shot. Bernie let out the most pitiful wail heard since that god-forsaken day in 1942 when Bambi's mom was shot.
Fred Barnett quotes: ...causing her eyes to bulge and her tongue to flick from behind her luscious lips, scaring away insects." - Amok 2015 ...causing her eyes to bulge and her tongue to flick from behind her luscious lips, scaring away insects." - Amok 2015
Fred Barnett quotes: It wasn't kidnapping. She was no kid and she certainly wasn't napping." Shark Fin Soup 2015 It wasn't kidnapping. She was no kid and she certainly wasn't napping." Shark Fin Soup 2015
Fred Barnett quotes: He sniffed until the long hairs of his mustache had been sucked up into his nose and out of his leafy ears." - Bats 2015 He sniffed until the long hairs of his mustache had been sucked up into his nose and out of his leafy ears." - Bats 2015
Fred Barnett quotes: Keeeerist! Look at the smile on the poor sumbiche's face. Ain't seen anything like that since the B.J. Killer was alive." - Shark Fin Soup Keeeerist! Look at the smile on the poor sumbiche's face. Ain't seen anything like that since the B.J. Killer was alive." - Shark Fin Soup
Fred Barnett quotes: She could feel something unnatural following her every movement as she washed her bountiful Huzza and Wahzoozie" - BATS She could feel something unnatural following her every movement as she washed her bountiful Huzza and Wahzoozie" - BATS
Fred Barnett quotes: Depart, Satan,' she said, with a complete lack of enthusiasm. - Bats 2015 Depart, Satan,' she said, with a complete lack of enthusiasm. - Bats 2015
Fred Barnett quotes: I'll only be wearing a t-shirt," she said. "I love to let the tropical breeze ruffle my tail feathers. I'll only be wearing a t-shirt," she said. "I love to let the tropical breeze ruffle my tail feathers.
Fred Barnett quotes: Do it for the kids! The ones who look up to you - especially when they are pleading for their lives." - Bats 2015 Do it for the kids! The ones who look up to you - especially when they are pleading for their lives." - Bats 2015
Fred Barnett quotes: The Stranger: Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom. The Stranger: Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
Fred Barnett quotes: Dauna inhaled a deep drag from her happy cigarette. (Yes, her cig was happy. Fuck'n euphoric.) Smoke swirled over her tongue." - Shark Fin Soup 2015 Dauna inhaled a deep drag from her happy cigarette. (Yes, her cig was happy. Fuck'n euphoric.) Smoke swirled over her tongue." - Shark Fin Soup 2015
Fred Barnett quotes: Elizabeth poured the brewskilicious foam over her aforementioned bodalicious huzza-huzzas and Wahwahzoozie." - Bats 2015 Elizabeth poured the brewskilicious foam over her aforementioned bodalicious huzza-huzzas and Wahwahzoozie." - Bats 2015
Fred Barnett quotes: G had fallen asleep and tumbled into the motor assembly of the Ferris wheel. It spat him out. G had fallen asleep and tumbled into the motor assembly of the Ferris wheel. It spat him out.