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The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city. — Vance Bourjaily

Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard". — Russell Brand

WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY:
In your case, ED is not a man's name. — Robin Glasser

If my name was on a serious work like this it would never get fair treatment. They would all say I had tried to be funny and failed. — Jerome K. Jerome

Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there. — Rodney Atkins

Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number - Jaxson Evans — Brit Gosik

And what exactly is it that you do?"

"I do pretty much what the name implies. I shoot trouble. — Bard Constantine

Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name. — Eric Idle

The apprentice's name was Wolf, because sometimes the universe is an unsubtle place. — Anne Ursu

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up. — Carroll Bryant

Your name. That's all I want. I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going to help him in his stalking endeavours. — Colleen Hoover

Oh, God, if I'm anything by a clinical name, I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I think people are plotting to make me happy. — J.D. Salinger

I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings ... Boy With Pail ... Kitten On Fire. — Steven Wright

Adventure is nothing but a romantic name for trouble. — Louis L'Amour

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. — Paula Poundstone

I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday

That thing has a name? — J.K. Rowling

There are so many other fun ways to dishonor the family name that buying girls' underwear shouldn't be one of them. — Rin Chupeco

No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. — Groucho Marx

What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name — Cassandra Clare

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.' — Joan Rivers

The house had a name. The Banana House. It was carved onto a piece of sandstone above the front door. It made no sense to anyone. — Hilary McKay

Anything you say can and will be used against you, so only say my name. — Fall Out Boy

What shall we do now?" he asked.
"Something very dreadful," she said,her voice sour."Ask Arlow Bowlerham for the name of a dressmaker. — March McCarron

Polly Esther Doe was born at 8:03 a.m. on August 14. — Adam Rex

My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way — Ali Shariati

Instead I sounded like a little girl on her first day of kindergarten. My name is Bee, and I like coloring and horsies. — Kate Avery Ellison

The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique. — Mitch Hedberg

So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R. — Tim Vine

I thought she liked you now. I've seen her kiss you and she says your name the special way she says Rina's and mine - like it tastes good. — Deborah Hale

What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester? — Jim Norton

The security guy asked my name address and phone number, and then he asked me what was the difference between a condom and a cockpit. — Chuck Palahniuk

Alvin smiled back, and kissed her. People talk about fools counting chickens before they hatch. That's nothing. We name them. — Orson Scott Card

Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'? — David C. Holley

What a cool name. Where'd you get it?"
"I've always had it. — Marie Landry

Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM! — Rick Riordan

Misery, thy name is Mudslide — Molly Harper

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. — Milton Berle

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather. — Kristen Schaal

I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around. — Olivia Munn

If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich ... not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard. — Simone Elkeles

I'm beginning to think my name has been changed to Damn it or Asshole Styxx — Sherrilyn Kenyon

There are things done under the name of science which are ridiculous. But there is also stuff done which sounds funny but is really serious. — Margaret Geller

You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie. — Jim Gaffigan

Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle. — The Walking Dead

How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name. — Yogi Berra

A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible. — Barack Obama

It is curious how fatal it is, either to a situation or to an individual, or even to a name, if in an evil moment it becomes funny. — Margaret Deland

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? — Steven Wright

What the heck kind of name was Sir? — Cherise Sinclair

Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo. — Adam Rex

You want me to be a man,older than you, who goes by the name of Roullard. — Wendelin Van Draanen

Hayden?"
"Yes,Gia?"
"Nothing I just wanted to say your name — Kasie West

She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny. — Elizabeth Gaskell

Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone, they always say, "Oh, love him!" He's a really terrific actor, and very funny. — Miranda Otto

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name
and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis

Your name is a funny thing. It stands for what you're about, and everything I do is really about pride. — Tom Ford

I have a funny name. — Pia Zadora

It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish. — Stephen Leacock

I'm going to strip my way through plumber's school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie? — Rebecca Murphy

On the seemingly one-sided relationship between Michael Jordan and his shoe sponsors Nike- The company should change its name to Mike. — Alvin Robertson

I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray. — Tim Vine

Funny, isn't it? We hear the same name and while they see dark, I see light. — Nadia Hashimi

They call me, The Sharkalator — James Patterson

Moms are so hard to understand! They'll never allow us to go on diet for fitness but forcefully make us fast in the name of God!
~Swapna Rajput~ — Swapna Rajput

Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't done anything yet, baby," Colton growls. "I know," I pant. "I was just saying your name. — Jasinda Wilder

The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les. — Steven Wright

If we lose this war, I'll just start another in my wife's name. — Moshe Dayan

Call me Ishmael. I won't answer to it, because it's not my name. — Jenny Lawson

The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" He also said, "Call me Billy one more time and I will stab you with this ink quill. — Cuthbert Soup