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I really wish your boyfriend would stay out of my love life."
"Funny. I bet Felicity wishes her boyfriend would stay out of it, too. — Diana Peterfreund

My journey to the funny side of life — Kelly Swanson

My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams. — Nenia Campbell

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought — Robert Breault

Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.
The Doctor: Believe me ... It was an accident. — Steven Moffat

My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience. — Jim Gaffigan

I don't want to hear what anyone has to say about my life. Living it is hard enough. — C.D. Reiss

During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland. — Henny Youngman

I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? — Stephanie Lennox

My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other. — Josh Billings

It's funny how this total stranger could relate to me better than anyone else I'd ever met. It was as if I'd known her my entire life. — Fisher Amelie

When somebody is doing something really funny, in real life and as a performer, my instinct is to join them. — Jake M. Johnson

I feel like every day of my life is a funny wardrobe malfunction! — Nikki Reed

I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday

I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. — Jonathan Safran Foer

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. — Tracy Morgan

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway. — Michael Summers

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. — Will Rogers

My life's accomplishments? Sanity, and you. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it. — Kevin James Breaux

All my life I've been a lady bruiser, a wrong chooser, school refuser, drug abuser, born loser; clothes bummy, nose runny, it wasn't funny — Big L

My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you — Elizabeth Gilbert

Yes. Yes, when we live our life like 1950s detective films. I often go to my fridge, "Hullo, we're out of milk. I say mother, where's the milk?" — Bill Bailey

Are you laughing? I can feel you laughing. My life isn't funny!" "Babe, your life should be a prime-time sitcom. — Janet Evanovich

Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn't have the heart to tell my father. — Holly Hood

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account ... — Hiroko Sakai

Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees, begging for my life. — Bauvard

If you are not too long, I will wait for you all my life. — Oscar Wilde

Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back. — Sandra Chami Kassis

This is what my high school life had become - a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions. — G.G. Silverman

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If you think you've the most wicked sense of humour, try life! — Mita Jain

I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ... — Hiroko Sakai

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart ... badoom, badoom, badoom. — Mel Brooks

Why must this be so mortifying? Oh, that's right. Because its my life. — Tessa Dare

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable. — Carrie Fisher

Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program. — Jeanne Calment

When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny. — Kim Young-kwang

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. — Tia Giacalone

It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all. — Jimmy Carr

Are you trying to be subtle? Because I know you're talking about the honeybunnyless prom tragedy that is my life. — John Green

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here. — Lauren Myracle

I didn't grow up with my dad, so it was always very funny to me, and always has been, what an important part DNA plays in one's life. — Kiefer Sutherland

A girl can dream can't she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey. — Sophie Monroe

This isn't a Christmas special! This is my life. In the real world, miracles and goodness just don't happen. — Richelle Mead

Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the soul of a gossip magazine column's starving journalist. — Shahla Khan

My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada. — Ellen DeGeneres

I do good things in my life, too. It's just that none of them are funny. — Doug Stanhope

I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity. — Tahar Ben Jelloun

Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I am going to get married again, thereby quite possibly making the greatest mistake of my life. — David Niven

I think that i was a rat in rat wheel in my previous life ... can not forget the habit — Hiroko Sakai

I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny. — David M. Evans

That just sounds so funny, A-list. Really, I'm a mom, and that's how I'm going to be all my life. — Angelina Jolie

Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous game of life. — Dennis Conner

Life and death played out before my very eyes.
You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story. — David Spade

If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about anything. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. — Kathryn Prescott

I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work, — Eugene Levy

I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world. — Mindy Kaling

Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers. — Jerry Seinfeld

The anecdote was funny, but as my father gazed across the river at the university of his youth, his Russian life was in his eyes. — Paullina Simons

I hold together pretty well, considering how much my atoms have been through. — Andrew Smith

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it. — John Darnielle

First of all, I find everything funny, which is upsetting to my children sometimes, and to people in my life, in general. — Jenji Kohan

I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't. — Woody Allen

I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. — George Takei

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be. — Seth Rogen

The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life. — Lele Pons

Do you know something? I've got this funny feeling fate arranged for you to enter my life for the express purpose of tormenting me. — Lindsay Armstrong

When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed newspapers at ABC News, I thought my life was over. — Katie Couric

I'll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends - and my friends are hilarious. — Issa Rae

Life is like a potato. Well, at least my life is. — Me

I realize nobody's coming to save me. I must save myself. I must be my own super hero. Although I am open to a sidekick. — Karen Salmansohn

I've done so many sex scenes in my life and it's much easier to do a funny sex scene than a sex scene that is supposed to look like it feels. — Stellan Skarsgard

My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way — Ali Shariati

For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked. — Darynda Jones

The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life. — Kristen Callihan

Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented man love me unconditionally for the rest of my life makes me a victim, then that's what I am. — Victoria Denault

This stupid toaster is ruining my life! — Cole Gibsen

So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life. — Piper Perabo

Life has played some funny tricks on me and taken me on a wild ride. How did I ever get into this wonderful mess that is my life? — Bo Derek

I've been very luckily - I bought a house, I work, my life's been very blessed. I thought it would be funny to exaggerate the non-working side. — Simon Rex

My life had made me funny, and cancer wasn't going to change that, — Gilda Radner

And do you know a funny thing? I'm almost fifty years old and I've never understood anything in my whole life. — Richard Yates

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. — Darynda Jones