Best Barney Stinson Love Quotes

You can always tell how a man will treat his wife by the way he treats his mother. — Janette Rallison

[Donald] Trump is a [Hillary] Clinton Christmas gift. — Carly Fiorina

I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation. — Whoopi Goldberg

I couldn't resist another grin. "So ... is there a family discount?"
"Hell, no. Nash is paying full price. Plus tip. — Rachel Vincent

Jesus showed compassion for the hurting and the lost, and so should you. — Jim George

He's the Italian version of my father. I don't know if he's Italian or not. — Shaquille O'Neal

Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he? — Henry Travers

one affirmative from God's mouth for thy pardoned state, carries more weight, though of old date, than a thousand negatives from Satan's. David's — William Gurnall

So now you think the augury was misinterpreted. It said you had to go get someone. It didn't say who that someone was. — Stephen R. Donaldson

Sorrow and solitude, these are the precious things/ And the only words that are worth remembering. — Townes Van Zandt

The state of your psyche is reflected in your body. — Craig Thompson