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Well, spank my arse and call me Morgana.
— Bex-chan
Three lights should be fine." - Zachary
"Aye, well if it wis me, I'd want a bloody lighthoose beacon comin' oot o' my arse." - True MacDonald — Steve Alten
"Aye, well if it wis me, I'd want a bloody lighthoose beacon comin' oot o' my arse." - True MacDonald — Steve Alten
Methinks marriage has made my brother soft," Alaric replied. " 'Tis a shame when a puny lass has to save his arse.
— Maya Banks
There's no way I'm going to put myself through Sandhurst and then sit on my arse back home while my boys are out fighting for their country.
— Prince
Religion and nationalism? I defecate on the altar of religious conviction, and wipe my arse on the flag of national pride.
— Ian Martin
Why, oh why was I standing entranced when I should have been releasing my inner she wolf on his arse?
— Lilly James
I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse.
— Harold Pinter
If you tried to touch my woman she'd break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse.
— J.D. Robb
You will get such flattery as you deserve, and my foot in your arse the rest of the time.
— Joe Abercrombie
I've just been livin' a normal life, going shopping, going out, gettin' pissed. I keep sitting on my arse doing nothing.
— Lady Sovereign
The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can.
— Tom Hardy
You grabbed my arse.'
'You broke my nose. — Cath Crowley
'You broke my nose. — Cath Crowley
Happy St George's Day. Now kiss my beggar arse, you Puritans!
— Jez Butterworth
I don't see what my arse has to do with enchantings!
— Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
Alone, my arse, he thought. I'll walk in alone, while my men sneak up behind them and destroy every last one of the bastards who took my woman.
— Karen Marie Moning
I might take what I do very seriously, but at least I'm doing something, rather than sitting on my arse and being no-one.
— Joshua James Alphonse Franceschi
My arse contemplates those who talk behind my back.
— Francis Picabia
If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls.
— Dylan Moran
The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse.
— Tony Abbott
His divine wisdom can kiss my common arse
— Rachel Caine
Whether I fall on my feet or fall on my arse, I dunno. You've got to take those risks.
— Ryan Kwanten
If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases.
— Algernon Sidney
Whoever designed this frigging map was having a laugh. Just around the corner, my arse.
— Freya Stark
The night didn't go so well because I broke his nose, which was an accident that happened when I hit him in the face because he touched my arse.
— Cath Crowley
Kiss me, I think. Go on, kiss me. At least grab my arse.
— Cath Crowley
I beamed at him. "You're my favorite sea god, you know." "Aw, get your nose out of me arse. Just make life interestin' as ye promised.
— Kevin Hearne