Murphy's Law Quotes
Collection of top 25 famous quotes about Murphy's Law
Murphy's Law Quotes & Sayings
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Anything that can possibly go wrong, does
— John Sack
I'd probably have been wealthier if I had stayed with law, but pretty miserable doing it.
— Cillian Murphy
It's a corollary to Murphy's law. If you're not prepared, bad things will happen. If you are, nothing goes wrong.
— Cherise Sinclair
The law of life is the law of belief.
— Joseph Murphy
We must safely secure our border by investing in more law enforcement and technology, and receiving cooperation from the Mexican government.
— Timothy Murphy
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
— Murphy's Law
Murphy's law inverted: What can go right, will go right. (Works if you're an optimist.)
— Saloma Miller Furlong
Murphy's law is the only true dependable in my life most of the time.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
Doing mathematics should always mean finding patterns and crafting beautiful and meaningful explanations.
— Paul Lockhart
Nothing made me happen. I happened.
— Thomas Harris
Floyd could imagine a dozen things that could go wrong; it was little consolation that it was always the thirteenth that actually happened.
— Arthur C. Clarke
My experience with public libraries is that the first volume of the book I inquire for is out, unless I happen to want the second, when that is out.
— Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
Foget Murphy's Law. Nixe's Law: if you were waiting to make a left turn, there was always one oncoming fucktard who sailed through on the red.
— Mary Hughes
The Law of Attraction attracts to you everything you need, according to the nature of your thought life.
— Joseph Murphy
Firefighting is a world of Murphy's Law; it is when you can least afford a crisis that one crops up.
— Jodi Picoult
The law of your mind is the law of belief. This means to believe in the way your mind works, to believe in belief itself.
— Joseph Murphy
I love you and I want to do this for you. I trust you to take me as far as you think I can go.
— Meredith Wild
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong
— Murphy's Law
Murphy's Law; When someone says 'It's not the money, it's the principle,' nine times out of ten, it's the money.
— Mitchell Symons
What about: I got Jack and shit and Jack left town.
— Ned Vizzini