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Mr Pickles Quotes By Milton Berle: At the Christmas party, the secretary with the

At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked. — Milton Berle

Mr Pickles Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: It's funny how cucumber water can taste so

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source. — Ellen DeGeneres

Mr Pickles Quotes By Terry Spear: They began to eat their grilled cheese sandwiches.

They began to eat their grilled cheese sandwiches. The extra-sharp cheese added the perfect tanginess, as did the dill pickles. — Terry Spear

Mr Pickles Quotes By Alice Roosevelt Longworth: [Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously

[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Mr Pickles Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: I say we should stake him to an

I say we should stake him to an anthill and throw little pickles at him! (Selena) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Mr Pickles Quotes By Irena Chalmers: In the last analysis, a pickle is a

In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience. — Irena Chalmers

Mr Pickles Quotes By Dave Barry: A small deer came into my camp and

A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call. — Dave Barry

Mr Pickles Quotes By Pickles: Peer pressure is nothing compared to ancestor pressure.

Peer pressure is nothing compared
to ancestor pressure. — Pickles

Mr Pickles Quotes By Michael Chabon: It takes a sour woman to make a

It takes a sour woman to make a good pickle. — Michael Chabon

Mr Pickles Quotes By Malcolm Gladwell: [Norden] said, with the Mark 15 Norden bombsight,

[Norden] said, with the Mark 15 Norden bombsight, he could drop a bomb into a pickle barrel at 20,000 feet. — Malcolm Gladwell

Mr Pickles Quotes By M.P.: So many pickles, so little time.

So many pickles, so little time. — M.P.

Mr Pickles Quotes By Keri L. Sparks: What else is life but a couple of

What else is life but a couple of pickles in a jar. — Keri L. Sparks

Mr Pickles Quotes By Tracy Morgan: I don't believe in storks. I know they

I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles. — Tracy Morgan

Mr Pickles Quotes By Josephine Tey: I have a palate, Williams. A precious possession.

I have a palate, Williams. A precious possession. And I have no intention of prostituting it to pickles. — Josephine Tey

Mr Pickles Quotes By Jennifer Garner: I know enough to know that when you're

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle ... call Mom. — Jennifer Garner

Mr Pickles Quotes By Benjamin Franklin: Squeamish stomachs cannot eat without pickles.

Squeamish stomachs cannot eat without pickles. — Benjamin Franklin

Mr Pickles Quotes By Yoon Ha Lee: (Cabbages were a Kel idiosyncrasy. They were adamant

(Cabbages were a Kel idiosyncrasy. They were adamant about their spiced cabbage pickles.) Appearance-wise — Yoon Ha Lee

Mr Pickles Quotes By Darynda Jones: Sometimes I crave pickles. Other times I crave

Sometimes I crave pickles. Other times I crave the blood of my enemy. Weird. - CHARLEY DAVIDSON — Darynda Jones

Mr Pickles Quotes By Jordin Sparks: I love dill pickles! They're on my rider

I love dill pickles! They're on my rider for my concerts so I eat one every day. — Jordin Sparks

Mr Pickles Quotes By Terry Pratchett: That'll be a dollar for the drinks," he

That'll be a dollar for the drinks," he said, "and five pence because the raven that wasn't here messed in the pickles. — Terry Pratchett

Mr Pickles Quotes By Holly Madison: I love Snooki. She's a pickle sucker!

I love Snooki. She's a pickle sucker! — Holly Madison

Mr Pickles Quotes By Kallee Gallant: People are like pickles- some are sour, some

People are like pickles- some are sour, some are sweet, and some leave a bad taste in your mouth. — Kallee Gallant

Mr Pickles Quotes By Preston Sturges: I should have had the pickle.

I should have had the pickle. — Preston Sturges

Mr Pickles Quotes By Renee Zellweger: My mum, a strange creature from the time

My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication. — Renee Zellweger

Mr Pickles Quotes By Shay Lynam: Root shook his head. "Pickles are cucumbers soaked

Root shook his head. "Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil," he said with his mouth full. "I refuse to associate them with my cooking. — Shay Lynam

Mr Pickles Quotes By Brian Posehn: Turns out, there's not a lot of information

Turns out, there's not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet. — Brian Posehn

Mr Pickles Quotes By Ben Macintyre: What is the use of living if you

What is the use of living if you cannot eat cheese and pickles? — Ben Macintyre

Mr Pickles Quotes By L. Frank Baum: Your mathematics seem to me very like a

Your mathematics seem to me very like a bottle of mixed pickles the more you fish for what you want the less chance you have of getting it. — L. Frank Baum

Mr Pickles Quotes By Darynda Jones: Yeah, but what happens if life hands me

Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker — Darynda Jones

Mr Pickles Quotes By Brendon Small: Can you use this for soup?

Can you use this for soup? — Brendon Small