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Hey, don't knock it. It still runs. Most of the time, even after I turn it off. Jo
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number - Jaxson Evans
— Brit Gosik
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Flirting with random women in a tavern? That sounds like Helios. Well, it sounds like most of the gods, actually.
— Rick Riordan
I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.
— Chloe Grace Moretz
Anytime you can escape to an adventure do it, what have you got to lose? Just keep turning the page.
— Mira Monroe
What's purple mean?"Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting — Richelle Mead
I should have known the power-hungry slave drivers at River's Edge would see my five days of freedom only as a challenge to be filled.
— Cate Tiernan
How funny are dogs?
— John Marsden
You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!
— James Dashner
A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.
— Nicole McKay
The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.
— Nicole McKay
Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
— Darynda Jones
Sunshine gives me a headache
— Rainbow Rowell
If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous
— Rick Riordan
Sometimes we know people who aretoo wonderful for words. I am not one of them.
Or you, for that matter, as you well know. — Michael Hogan
EAT SANDWICH, NOT OWN MOUTH.
— Lauren Conrad
I'd seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many.
— Richelle Mead
Damn it. Reyes could be such a butthead. Freaking Antichrists.
— Darynda Jones
If my hair was on fire and llamas came to put it out, he'd tell me the shot was great.
— Erin Dionne
Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle.
— The Walking Dead
Imogene always sitson the remote. It's probably wedged between her butt cheeks."
"Should I go get a crowbar? — Kirsten Miller
Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another series of banging on the door. "Open up, Police." That was quick.
— Simon Dunn
Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.
— James Dashner
Tell Savitar I said hi.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
