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Hey, don't knock it. It still runs. Most of the time, even after I turn it off. Jo — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number - Jaxson Evans — Brit Gosik

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead. — Doug MacLeod

Flirting with random women in a tavern? That sounds like Helios. Well, it sounds like most of the gods, actually. — Rick Riordan

At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right? — Rachel Caine

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time. — Chloe Grace Moretz

Anytime you can escape to an adventure do it, what have you got to lose? Just keep turning the page. — Mira Monroe

What's purple mean?"
Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting — Richelle Mead

Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles. — Regina Griffin

I'd much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick. — Nicole McKay

I should have known the power-hungry slave drivers at River's Edge would see my five days of freedom only as a challenge to be filled. — Cate Tiernan

How funny are dogs? — John Marsden

I pat her on the head. "Oh, naive little Kitten. Dear, foolish girl. This cookie is worth all this and more. Sit or you will not partake. — Jenny Han

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world! — James Dashner

A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick. — Nicole McKay

The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket. — Nicole McKay

Nevertheless, he was already a sick man. He had gotten more than gas at Bill Hapscomb's Texaco. And he gave Harry Trent more than a speeding summons. — Stephen King

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. — Darynda Jones

Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can't kiss people in the morning? — Holly Hood

Sunshine gives me a headache — Rainbow Rowell

If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous — Rick Riordan

Sometimes we know people who are
too wonderful for words. I am not one of them.
Or you, for that matter, as you well know. — Michael Hogan

EAT SANDWICH, NOT OWN MOUTH. — Lauren Conrad

I'd seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many. — Richelle Mead

A brick is ... ... ... Well it's a bloody brick what more do you want from me? — Nicole McKay

Damn it. Reyes could be such a butthead. Freaking Antichrists. — Darynda Jones

If my hair was on fire and llamas came to put it out, he'd tell me the shot was great. — Erin Dionne

Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle. — The Walking Dead

Imogene always sits
on the remote. It's probably wedged between her butt cheeks."
"Should I go get a crowbar? — Kirsten Miller

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good. — Amy Summers

Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another series of banging on the door. "Open up, Police." That was quick. — Simon Dunn

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things. — James Dashner

Tell Savitar I said hi. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better. — Nicole McKay