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Whenever the wife wants to do drugs, she thinks about Sartre. One bad trip and then a giant lobster followed him around for the rest of his days.
— Jenny Offill
By marriage the husband and wife are one person in law, that is, the very being or legal existence of the woman is suspended during marriage.
— William Blackstone
husband and wife are like two sides of a coin? A: Because although they cannot bear to face one
— Various
For which cause a man will leave his father and mother and cleave unto his wife, and the two shall be one flesh',
— Leo Tolstoy
Taking your husband's name when you became his wife was one thing. Taking your town's name when you became its beauty queen was something else again.
— Nick Hornby
I'm proud of my family, very proud - I have ten grandchildren, four children, and one wife.
— Dan Shechtman
Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!
— Marc Anthony
Wealth - any income that is at least $100 more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
— H.L. Mencken
Prince, thou art
sad. Get thee a wife, get thee a wife. There is no staff more
reverend than one tipped with horn. — William Shakespeare
sad. Get thee a wife, get thee a wife. There is no staff more
reverend than one tipped with horn. — William Shakespeare
O MY WIFE-who made the writing of my previous book a pleasure and writing of the present one a necessity.
— Herbert C. Brown
(One of Crutzen's fellow Nobelists reportedly came home from his lab one night and told his wife,
— Elizabeth Kolbert
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.
— Charles Caleb Colton
What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.
— Mignon McLaughlin
Anne of Austria, wife of Louis XIII of France, had such an aversion to roses that she could not stand seeing one even in a painting.
— Allen Lacy
There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'
— William Cosmo Monkhouse
It is a maxim that man and wife should never have it in their power to hang one another.
— George Farquhar
One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going to get along?
— Milton Berle
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
— Erma Bombeck
My wife is wonderful. She's one of the people who has changed my life around ... or has allowed ME to change my life around.
— Rob Walton
My wife and I would be very comfortable having a baby at home or using one of the terrific nurse-midwives at the hospital.
— Chris Bohjalian
If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache ... If your wife betrays you, be glad that she betrayed only you and not the nation.
— Anton Chekhov
His life had made a complete three sixty, in one year. He had a family that he adored, a wife that he would die for and a whole new outlook on life.
— Jordan Silver
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
— Robert Frost
For a man can win nothing better than a good wife, and nothing more painful than a bad one.
— Hesiod
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
— Lana Turner
I'm in charge of raising a young woman one day, to be a mother and hopefully a wife.
— Tionne Watkins
One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success.
— Warren Farrell
Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic!
— Olivia Newport
When I looked around, with my wife, Sarasota seemed like the best place in Florida. We settled about one mile from Siesta Key.
— John Lutz
I save the curly one for my wife
— Sitta Karina
England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife.
— Cedric Hardwicke
When you sympathize with a married woman you either make two enemies or gain one wife and one friend.
— H.L. Mencken
I have one main reader, Miriam Gomez, my wife. She reads everything I write - I have not finished writing something and she is already reading it.
— Guillermo Cabrera Infante
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.
— Rodney Dangerfield
My wife is one of the most extroverted people I know. She could out-talk Oprah and Joyce Meyer simultaneously.
— John Ortberg
Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife.
— Mark Watson
2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"
— Henny Youngman
You're my hope for the future and my call to be a better man and I do hope one day you'll be my wife.
— Noelle Adams
My wife is used to Formula One, and she understands the life.
— Romain Grosjean