I mean, just because my voice actually worked didn't necessarily mean I could use it well in his presence. 
I'd say we're both pretty fucked up." "Very true. 
He sleeps with everything that moves, and his brain is located in his pants - which means it's microscopic. 
Hey there, Lissa Daniels," he said. He raised his Coke. "Would you like to say hello to your distant cousin, Jack? 
Her choice ruins the lives of the people she cares most about. Because she picked propriety over passion. Head over heart. 
If Kate Winslet had been the Duff, Leonardo DiCaprio wouldn't have been after her in Titanic and that could have saved all of us a lot of tears. 
Don't keep things bottled up. It's not good for you. 
Sometimes it's hard to predict who will make a person happy. But in the end, that's what matters. 
She wrote a self-esteem book. 
A lot of people would kill for my life, but I didn't even consider that. I took it - and you - for granted. I'm so, so sorry for that 
I don't think normal exists. 
What did one do after having a one-night stand (or, in my case, one-afternoon stand) with the school's biggest man-whore? 
I cleared my throat and tried to look like I wasn't inwardly slapping myself. 
Maybe if you could put him on mute ... and cut off his hands ... maybe - just maybe - he'd be tolerable then. 
You can lie to yourself if you want, but reality is going to catch up with you. I'll be waiting when it does ... whether you like it or not. 
Love is rare and hard to find and takes years upon years to develop. Teenagers don't fall in love. 
That just proves there's something going on with you and Mr. Jackass. 
Screw nightmares. I was waking up. 
I don't really do friends,' I told him.'Good,' he said. 'I don't want you to "do" me. We've established the flaws in that plan already ...
The truth was, I hated pretty much anything requiring school spirit, because, obviously, I had none. 
You can't control everything. Sometimes you just need to relax and have faith that things will work out. Let go a little and just let life happen. 
No matter where you go or what you do to distract yourself, reality catches up with you eventually. 
I'm the wind beneath your wings 
There's more to this amazing body than awe-inspiring abs. I have a pair of ears, too, and they happen to work superbly. 
He had to find time in his schedule to talk to me. Wow, that made me feel important. 
Functionality is overrated. 
He was my perfect match. Unfortunately he wasn't aware of this fact. 
Being ashamed of what you want or how you feel is pointless, and letting anyone else make you feel ashamed is a waste. 
All of a sudden I wanted to know how the book ended. 
Paper cuts are like battle scars for the academic ... I, on the other hand, am best friends with Wikipedia. 