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There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
— Doug Stanhope
Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.
— Jerry Coleman
There was an edge to his expression, like he didn't trust anyone who was more attractive than he was.
— Marissa Meyer
What did you think of him?" Cade asked."Give me some credit," Zach said. "Guy's more full of shit than a duck pond. — Christopher Farnsworth
Never have more children than you have car windows.
— Erma Bombeck
After all, nothing nurtures a friendship bond more than the ability to consistently bitch about someone else!
— Pawan Mishra
For every guy who loves being a dad, there's another who realizes too late that he's created something his wife loves more than him.
— Mark R. Brand
In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many!
— Ken Kesey
I began to think I quite liked her really. It's always so nice to meet someone more badly behaved than oneself.
— Helen Fielding
It's funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the frame than the artwork itself.
— Chuck Palahniuk
One should avoid carrying out an experiment requiring more than 10 per cent accuracy.
— Walther Nernst
On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.
— Oscar Wilde
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
— Antoine De Saint-Exupery
You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy
Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.
— Woody Allen
What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name
— Cassandra Clare
I know more damn perverts, at schools and all, than anybody you ever met, and they're always being perverty when I'm around.
— J.D. Salinger
The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.
— David Cross
Lit more than enlightened.
— Tanuja Desai Hidier
I love anybody funny. I think my ten-year-old sister is really funny. She makes me laugh way more than most people do.
— Chelsea Martin
His ass has seen more cock than a poultry farm!
— Lou Harper
There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.
— Roger Daltrey
I always thought it's way more important to be funny or to be honest than to look any certain way
— Emma Stone
If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.
— Patton Oswalt
Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
— Joan Rivers
At this point I'm sure he's more plastic than person, but most people who hate wrinkles become Daleks over time, anyway.
— Ashley Poston
I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others.
— Mitch Hedberg
"vers libre," (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a new school of architecture.
— G.K. Chesterton
How's your head?" the larger man asked."Do me a favor and cut it off," Black muttered. "It's more pain than it's worth right
now. — Tricia Owens
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
— Billy Sunday
There's nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. There's nothing more unappealing.
— Eric Wareheim
It's funny, he said, have you ever thought that a girl's clothes cost more than the girl inside them?
— Jean Rhys
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I ought to be jealous of the tower. She is more famous than I am.
— Gustave Eiffel
Funny, I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday.
— Jerry B. Jenkins
Is there anything more embarrassing than sailing into battle with half-finished figureheads? -Loki
— Rick Riordan
I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
— Jason Alexander
For a being more advanced than I am, he sure has a hard time answering a simple question
— Rick Yancey
This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us.
— Steven Tyler
Nothing," she said, "upsets me more than being hungry; I snarl and snap and burst into tears.
— Shirley Jackson
It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson.
— Gordon Strachan
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
— Groucho Marx
An ignorant man who is regarded as knowledgeable by people who are more ignorant than him is still ignorant.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Everything that glitters more than gold is not gold.
— Raheel Farooq
Mathematics education is much more complicated than you expected, even though you expected it to be more complicated than you expected.
— Edward Griffith Begle
The hateful reviews are very funny. And sometimes you can enjoy a hateful review much more than a good review.
— Gaspar Noe
There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your wand and saying a few funny words.
— J.K. Rowling
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
— Bo Burnham
I want my lobster in bite-sized pieces! How dare you make me chew more than thrice?
— Adam Jay Epstein
It's funny - my wife is more jealous of my books than of other women because I'm always working and thinking about my books.
— Antonio Lobo Antunes
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
— Groucho Marx
You have more issues than Reader's Digest.
— Rebecca McNutt
I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.
— Nancy Astor
A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost.
— Charlotte Gray
They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. I tried to make it at home. There's more to it than that.
— Mitch Hedberg
The whimsicalness of our own humor is a thousand times more fickle and unaccountable than what we blame so much in fortune.
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Feelings are a funny thing, he realized. They're always more tangled and contradictory and complex than we want them to be. Than we care to admit.
— Catherine Ryan Hyde
Besides, what do I know about being a wife? There are much more important qualities to have than a docile disposition.
— C.J. Redwine
Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.
— Michael Pollan
I think it's love.''Funny.'
'I'm serious.'
'And your support for this is ... ?'
'A feeling.'
'You need more than that. — Doug Dorst
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
— W.C. Fields
