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There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life. — Doug Stanhope

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has. — Jerry Coleman

Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids — Harvey MacKay

There was an edge to his expression, like he didn't trust anyone who was more attractive than he was. — Marissa Meyer

What did you think of him?" Cade asked.
"Give me some credit," Zach said. "Guy's more full of shit than a duck pond. — Christopher Farnsworth

The real world has always been far more exciting and funny and dangerous to me than anything somebody could conjure up sitting in front of a computer. — Tony Scott

It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you. — Barack Obama

Never have more children than you have car windows. — Erma Bombeck

After all, nothing nurtures a friendship bond more than the ability to consistently bitch about someone else! — Pawan Mishra

Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang. — Amit Kalantri

For every guy who loves being a dad, there's another who realizes too late that he's created something his wife loves more than him. — Mark R. Brand

In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many! — Ken Kesey

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely — Will Rogers

I began to think I quite liked her really. It's always so nice to meet someone more badly behaved than oneself. — Helen Fielding

It's funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the frame than the artwork itself. — Chuck Palahniuk

One should avoid carrying out an experiment requiring more than 10 per cent accuracy. — Walther Nernst

For some reason, humans have this funny thing about where we came from - it always has far more emotional weight than where we are. — Chris Milk

On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure. — Oscar Wilde

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. — Antoine De Saint-Exupery

There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home. — Stephen Colbert

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. — Walt Disney

You promise?"
"I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy

Your welcome means more to me, Ivy Alisha Tamwood, than a thousand souls. Watching Rachel work is a wonder of one catastrophe after another. — Kim Harrison

Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano. — Woody Allen

What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name — Cassandra Clare

I know more damn perverts, at schools and all, than anybody you ever met, and they're always being perverty when I'm around. — J.D. Salinger

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country. — David Cross

Lit more than enlightened. — Tanuja Desai Hidier

I love anybody funny. I think my ten-year-old sister is really funny. She makes me laugh way more than most people do. — Chelsea Martin

His ass has seen more cock than a poultry farm! — Lou Harper

Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy who's still winning. — Criss Jami

There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964. — Roger Daltrey

I always thought it's way more important to be funny or to be honest than to look any certain way — Emma Stone

If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh. — Patton Oswalt

The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies. — Dennis Miller

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do — Joan Rivers

It is more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents. — H.L. Mencken

At this point I'm sure he's more plastic than person, but most people who hate wrinkles become Daleks over time, anyway. — Ashley Poston

Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny. — Jack Black

I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others. — Mitch Hedberg

Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca. — Jack Paar

It's especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do. — Sean Covey

"vers libre," (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a new school of architecture. — G.K. Chesterton

I'm actually way more funny now, because I'm hungry ... If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever was. — Seth Rogen

How's your head?" the larger man asked.
"Do me a favor and cut it off," Black muttered. "It's more pain than it's worth right
now. — Tricia Owens

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. — Billy Sunday

There's nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. There's nothing more unappealing. — Eric Wareheim

It's funny, he said, have you ever thought that a girl's clothes cost more than the girl inside them? — Jean Rhys

A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman - the idea of her. — Bauvard

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

That kid of yours has more tells than a preacher in a whorehouse. — Norah Wilson

I ought to be jealous of the tower. She is more famous than I am. — Gustave Eiffel

Funny, I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday. — Jerry B. Jenkins

It is funny how it is almost more painful to fall over and scrape your knee than to be blown up. Your body goes into incredible protection mode. — Giles Duley

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. — Criss Jami

I guess it's worth a shot. More than likely a wasted bullet, but I'll fire anyway. — Brandy Nacole

Is there anything more embarrassing than sailing into battle with half-finished figureheads? -Loki — Rick Riordan

A run is more difficult to make than no save, because batting is in its nature a far less certain and reliable thing than bowling and fielding. — Ranjitsinhji

He's wrong he's so he's so wrong he's more wrong than an upside-down rainbow. — Tahereh Mafi

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny. — Jason Alexander

For a being more advanced than I am, he sure has a hard time answering a simple question — Rick Yancey

This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us. — Steven Tyler

No one will need more than 637Kb of memory for a personal computer — Bill Gates

Nothing," she said, "upsets me more than being hungry; I snarl and snap and burst into tears. — Shirley Jackson

Humor is unavoidable. It might not feel funny in the moment, but more often than not there's a light at the end of the tunnel. — Ron Howard

I used to laugh at that old wheeze about a man wanting his son to be better than he was, but as I get older it seems less funny and more true. — Stephen King

It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson. — Gordon Strachan

I could use all the confidence I could get. If possible, I would steal some from the egotistical Chase. He had more than enough to spare. — J.L. Weil

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do! — Groucho Marx

An ignorant man who is regarded as knowledgeable by people who are more ignorant than him is still ignorant. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play. — Jerry Coleman

Everything that glitters more than gold is not gold. — Raheel Farooq

Mathematics education is much more complicated than you expected, even though you expected it to be more complicated than you expected. — Edward Griffith Begle

The hateful reviews are very funny. And sometimes you can enjoy a hateful review much more than a good review. — Gaspar Noe

There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box. — Bill Bailey

Nothing is more cheerful than talking about our friends' shortcomings. — Mason Cooley

There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your wand and saying a few funny words. — J.K. Rowling

Nevertheless, he was already a sick man. He had gotten more than gas at Bill Hapscomb's Texaco. And he gave Harry Trent more than a speeding summons. — Stephen King

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable. — Bo Burnham

Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing. — Criss Jami

I want my lobster in bite-sized pieces! How dare you make me chew more than thrice? — Adam Jay Epstein

It's funny - my wife is more jealous of my books than of other women because I'm always working and thinking about my books. — Antonio Lobo Antunes

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did. — Groucho Marx

I think sometimes in comedy the characters are often sacrificed for the joke, and it's more important for it to be funny than for there to be love. — Jenny Slate

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. — Chevy Chase

You have more issues than Reader's Digest. — Rebecca McNutt

I gave (pitcher) Mike Cuellar more chances than I gave my first wife. — Earl Weaver

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. — Nancy Astor

A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost. — Charlotte Gray

They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. I tried to make it at home. There's more to it than that. — Mitch Hedberg

In life, more than in anything else, it isn't easy to end up alive. — Roman Payne

The whimsicalness of our own humor is a thousand times more fickle and unaccountable than what we blame so much in fortune. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Feelings are a funny thing, he realized. They're always more tangled and contradictory and complex than we want them to be. Than we care to admit. — Catherine Ryan Hyde

Besides, what do I know about being a wife? There are much more important qualities to have than a docile disposition. — C.J. Redwine

You may say what you want to, but in my opinion she had more sand in her than any girl I ever see; in my opinion she was just full of sand. — Mark Twain

Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something. — Michael Pollan

I think it's love.'
'Funny.'
'I'm serious.'
'And your support for this is ... ?'
'A feeling.'
'You need more than that. — Doug Dorst

Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do. — W.C. Fields

Hush up, minx. You're a funny one, but you're certainly more likable than unlikable. — Julia Quinn

I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs. — Barbara Woodhouse