
I think maybe I'm just a little too optimistic? I hope for the best in every situation and want to see the good in people. —
Ryan Lochte

We wish we were Obi-Wan Kenobi, and for the most part we are, but there's a little Darth Vader in all of us. —
J. Christopher Stevens

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? —
Steven Wright

It's satisfying. It yields immediate results. Something is dirty. Then it's not. —
Alex Adams

The importance of an individual thinker owes something to chance. For it depends upon the fate of his ideas in the minds of his successors. —
Alfred North Whitehead

The healthy and strong individual is the one who asks for help when he needs it. Whether he's got an abscess on his knee or in his soul. —
Rona Barrett

All this she must possess, and to all this she must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of her mind by extensive reading. Mr. Darcy —
Jane Austen

Men have not stacked the decks against women. —
Warren Farrell

Never congratulate a doctor for the fast recovery of a patient. —
Raheel Farooq

There's only one thing that separates us from animals: We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners. —
Jeff Stilson

Because people don't believe it unless it happens to them. —
Anne Rice

An April breeze ran across the meadow, stirring the bushes and the trees in one long chilly sigh. —
Neil Gaiman