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Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I like to smoke a pipe, because it's

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing. — Mitch Hedberg

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Albom: Every loss leaves a hole in your heart.

Every loss leaves a hole in your heart. — Mitch Albom

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Albom: Courage is confused with picking up arms and

Courage is confused with picking up arms and cowardness is confused with laying them down. — Mitch Albom

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch McConnell: More young people believe they'll see a U.F.O.

More young people believe they'll see a U.F.O. than that they'll see their own Social Security benefits. — Mitch McConnell

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Albom: It's not just other people we need to

It's not just other people we need to forgive. We also need to forgive ourselves. For all the things we didn't do. All the things we should have done. — Mitch Albom

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Albom: When someone is in your heart, they're never

When someone is in your heart, they're never truly gone. They can come back to you, even at unlikely times. — Mitch Albom

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Leigh: My advice to singers is always the same:

My advice to singers is always the same: 'Don't sing the song, sing the lyric.' — Mitch Leigh

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Albom: It's such a shame to waste time. We

It's such a shame to waste time. We always think we have so much of it. — Mitch Albom

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Albom: Another family story is forges, one that father

Another family story is forges, one that father and son will laugh about for decades. This is how a legacy is built. One memory at a time. — Mitch Albom

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Albom: Hello, Edward. I've been waiting for you.

Hello, Edward. I've been waiting for you. — Mitch Albom

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Albom: When your time came, it came, and that

When your time came, it came, and that was that. You might say something smart on your way out, but you might just as easily say something stupid. — Mitch Albom

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Lucker: We're just some little metal band.

We're just some little metal band. — Mitch Lucker

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Albom: But a man who can take anything will

But a man who can take anything will find most things unsatisfying. — Mitch Albom

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch McConnell: For everybody who thinks it's warming, I can

For everybody who thinks it's warming, I can find somebody who thinks it isn't. — Mitch McConnell

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I hate arrows. They try to tell me

I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!" — Mitch Hedberg

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Albom: How could he find perfection in such an

How could he find perfection in such an average day? Then I realized this was the whole point. — Mitch Albom

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: Y'know, you can't please all the people all

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time ... and last night, all those people were at my show. — Mitch Hedberg

Mitch O'connell Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: I am no stranger to loud music. I've

I am no stranger to loud music. I've been to a Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels concert. I once dated a woman with two kids. — P. J. O'Rourke

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but

If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic. — Mitch Hedberg

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Albom: Not aging is not the same as living,

Not aging is not the same as living, and without human contact, his soul dried up. — Mitch Albom

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Kapor: I had no fear of speaking to large

I had no fear of speaking to large audiences. — Mitch Kapor

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: Alcoholism is the only disease that you can

Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. — Mitch Hedberg

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Albom: Everyone joins a band in this life. One

Everyone joins a band in this life. One way or another, the band breaks up. — Mitch Albom

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If I was a mechanic and someone called

If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!" — Mitch Hedberg

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Albom: You're giving them false hope ... What is

You're giving them false hope ... What is false about hope? — Mitch Albom

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I want to make a vending machine that

I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big. — Mitch Hedberg

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. — Mitch Hedberg

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I want to be a rebellious McDonald's owner.

I want to be a rebellious McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers ... NOPE ... we got spaghetti! — Mitch Hedberg

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Albom: No one gets left behind, remember?

No one gets left behind, remember? — Mitch Albom

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Albom: Is how you stay alive.

Is how you stay alive. — Mitch Albom

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Albom: Never tell a child that something it's too

Never tell a child that something it's too hard — Mitch Albom

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Albom: Don't be sorry. You're alive.

Don't be sorry. You're alive. — Mitch Albom

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Albom: The pain we suffer is a way to

The pain we suffer is a way to make us appreciate what comes next. — Mitch Albom

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Albom: People often belittle the place where they were

People often belittle the place where they were born. — Mitch Albom

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Albom: Her dresses. Her shoes. A bottle of her

Her dresses. Her shoes. A bottle of her perfume. You don't need much to remember someone, Francisco. Even one thing will do. — Mitch Albom

Mitch O'connell Quotes By Mitch Albom: I give myself a good cry if I

I give myself a good cry if I need it, but then I concentrate on all good things still in my life. — Mitch Albom