Miss Off Quotes

Bring individuality into things, do not just be an imitator. To imitate is to miss life. — Rajneesh

Don't miss understand me, I'm not getting soft, all I want is a couple days off. — Huey Lewis

Aim high. You may still miss the target, but at least you won't shoot your foot off. — Lois McMaster Bujold

Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him. — Les Dawson

Your children will smash your understanding, knowledge and reality. You will be better off. Then they will leave. You'll miss them forever. — Tibor Kalman

When my mother heard about this, she was furious, and she crossed Nellie off her prayer list. My dad put her on his instead, so she didn't miss out. — Jeanette Winterson

I don't have a warm personal enemy left. They've all died off. I miss them terribly because they helped define me. — Clare Boothe Luce

To save face, it's better not to ask sex from the ex, but to give everything the axe. — Anthony Liccione

This golf course, you miss a shot a little bit off-line, it's going to bite you. — Mike Weir

I'd like to teach you the names of these trees, to confess how much I need to miss you to finish this off. — Alexander Long

I do not make love, Miss Bennet," he had told her."I bonk. I have it off. I get my end way, I rodger, I boff. — William Codpiece Thwackery

Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss — Mitch Hedberg

I miss the closet. Homosexuals, not to speak of the rest of society, were far better off when social pressure forced them to hide their activities. — Ron Paul

I had a tough time 12 years ago getting 'Driving Miss Daisy' off the ground. Today, it would be impossible. — Richard D. Zanuck

A tip for increased sales or in situations of life or death: Try to always refer to the lady as Miss. or Ms. Using the term: Ma'am could piss her off. — Ginnetta Correli

You cry, i cry. you hurt,i hurt. you laugh, i laugh. You jump off a bridge den ima miss u lil buddy — Carly

You know how much money the oil companies have? If you need some gas, just go fill your tank off and drive off - they're not going to miss it. — Kid Rock

Yes indeed,' said Miss Gibson. 'I'm starting to be very glad my last girl flounced off!' I — Jacqueline Wilson

The wife's run off with the bloke next door. I do miss him. — Les Dawson

Sheriff Dennis lifts an Ole Miss coffee mug off the desk and spits tobacco juice into it. "I like spitting on the Rebels," he says distractedly. — Greg Iles

But, lo! and just as the coach drove off, Miss Sharp put her pale face out of the window and actually flung the book back into the garden. — William Makepeace Thackeray

I want to go to college. I'm going to take four years off. I don't want to miss that. I want to be a writer. I think that'd be awesome. — Kristen Stewart

We use work to numb out. We can't turn off our machines because we're afraid we're going to miss something. — Brene Brown

Which pisses her off and makes her scream and i look around my room and miss me. — Angela Johnson

I don't know nothing about birthing puppies, Miss Scarlett, but I can cleave the head off a Daimon without breaking a sweat. (Valerius) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

And had a face like a bulldog licking vinegar off a thistle ... — Terry Pratchett

I love you, but I hate you. I miss you, but I'm better off without you. I want you out of my life, but I never want to let you go. — Minhal Mehdi

Many lovers are 'off to the races:' Hurtling towards orgasm, they miss the excitement of sensual meanderings along the way. — Alexandra Katehakis

May I cut off the head of dead Miss Lucy? — Bram Stoker