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Jay London quotes: I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.

I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.

Jay London quotes: I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.

I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.

Jay London quotes: I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

Jay London quotes: Do you know it was a year a ago today?

Do you know it was a year a ago today?

Jay London quotes: You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart,

You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart,

Jay London quotes: I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

Jay London quotes: I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.

Jay London quotes: I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

Jay London quotes: A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.

A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.

Jay London quotes: I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.

I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.

Jay London quotes: Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?

Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?

Jay London quotes: You know what burns me? Matches.

You know what burns me? Matches.

Jay London quotes: I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.

I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.

Jay London quotes: I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

Jay London quotes: People read me but they don't subscribe.

People read me but they don't subscribe.

Jay London quotes: My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

Jay London quotes: I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

Jay London quotes: I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

Jay London quotes: I went to an audition the other day, they were casting 13 people to be clouds, 14 people showed up, it was overcast.

I went to an audition the other day, they were casting 13 people to be clouds, 14 people showed up, it was overcast.

Jay London quotes: I was born nine months premature.

I was born nine months premature.

Jay London quotes: I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.

I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.

Jay London quotes: My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

Jay London quotes: I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.

I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.

Jay London quotes: They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.

They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.

Jay London quotes: A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

Jay London quotes: My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

Jay London quotes: Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

Jay London quotes: I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

Jay London quotes: I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.

Jay London quotes: At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?

At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?

Jay London quotes: My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

Jay London quotes: It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

Jay London quotes: My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.