Microwave Quotes
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I am really high maintenance and won't walk through the microwave that fries your body. I always request a pat down [in airport].
— Michelle Visage
You've been working hard, a sandwich isn't enough. I'll make you dinner. From the freezer she took out a TV meal and threw it in the microwave. — Zathyn Priest
We have largely traded wisdom for information, depth for breadth. We want to microwave maturity.
— John Ortberg Jr.
I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell.
— Douglas Coupland
you don't need to understand any of the biology, just as you don't need to understand radiation to use a microwave oven.
— Timothy Ferriss
Most schools have only a microwave or deep fryer, hardly the tools needed to feed our children real, fresh food.
— Mark Hyman
My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with. As
— Michael Chabon
He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
— Sid Waddell
Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven
— Charles Petzold
Fifth is Q, the amplitude of the irregularities in the cosmic microwave background, which equals 10
— Michio Kaku
I thought it odd that the woman was over a thousand years old but thought the microwave was primitive.
— Kim Harrison
They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
— Shaquille O'Neal
she waves her fists in front of him as if trying to swat two flies the size of microwave ovens.
— Fredrik Backman
The microwave is as antisocial as the cook fire is communal.
— Michael Pollan
The microwave background indicated that the universe had had a hot, dense stage in the past.
— Stephen Hawking
Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s.
— Andrei Codrescu
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I gotta feel like what I'm giving the fans is 100 per cent and that it's game-changing. I don't just throw out microwave records.
— Missy Elliot
I'm spoilt. I like my own space. I don't even own a microwave, and men don't like that. They want to be looked after.
— Marie Helvin
Because there's no way that anyone would give up on a child in less time than it takes to microwave popcorn.
— Shaun David Hutchinson
Building a prayer culture takes time. . . and relentless pressure over time. I often say that it is much more a crock pot than a microwave.
— Daniel Henderson
My wife says I'm full of half-baked ideas, so from now on, I'll microwave myself for 45-seconds before speaking.
— Stewart Lee Beck
When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate.
— Raymond Blanc
The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself.
— Gary Gulman
The powerful chords that emanated from the radio heated me from the inside out, like a microwave.
— Sandy Ward Bell
What would demons," she said, "want with our microwave?
— Cassandra Clare
We cried openly over the ones we lost. We wept secretly for our smartphones, our cars, our microwave ovens, and the Internet.
— Rick Yancey
for the love of God, do not microwave your food in plastic Tupperware! In fact, don't use a microwave. Period.
— Natalie Loeffler
I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it with cheese.
— Willow Smith
I sit in an infrared sauna everyday and microwave myself. It's really detoxifying.
— Scottie Thompson
I'm more like an oven than a microwave,
— Erykah Badu
