Meredith Schorr Quotes

I like books that make me laugh, not cry.

don't put all your eggs in one bastard

I was a witch and like a witch, deserved to have a house fall on top of me while wearing my favorite shoes

I truly believed Facebook was created by Satan as a way to turn completely sane people into obsessed stalkers.

I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he'd be like the rest of them.

At that moment, I hated dating more than doing my laundry