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Consequently they who assert that all is well have said a foolish thing, they should have said all is for the best. — Voltaire

Life is one big minefield, and the only place that isn't a minefield is the place they make the mines. — Michael O'Donoghue

I'm sorry, is there a revival of Shakespeare's Caesar I don't know about. — Ashlan Thomas

Licorice is the liver of candy. — Michael O'Donoghue

If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from — Michael O'Donoghue

The true essence of comedy is a baby seal hunt. — Michael O'Donoghue

I don't think television will ever be perfected until the viewer can press a button and cause whoever is on the screen's head to explode. — Michael O'Donoghue

Insects are my secret fear. That's what terrifies me more than anything - insects. — Michael O'Donoghue

I'm a feminist, a 21st-century feminist - which means choice and freedom. One has the right to be both glamorous and ethically structured. — Arielle Dombasle

Think of your passions as you do food, water, shelter ... a necessity. If someone told you to give them up, would you listen? — Shelley K. Wall

Amazing products, cats. And real simple to manufacture. — Michael O'Donoghue

Sometimes you have to be cruel ... in order to be even crueler. — Michael O'Donoghue

Surely there must be a better gift God could have given us than life? — Michael O'Donoghue

A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat. — Michael O'Donoghue

I try to attack all races and creeds, except the Irish. Clearly they are closest to the angels and don't deserve abuse. But the others have it coming. — Michael O'Donoghue

Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will. — Michael O'Donoghue

Capitalism has defeated communism. It is now well on its way to defeating democracy. — David Korten

Listen soberly: Just be 'I Am'; just stay here! ... There's nothing that can stop you from following this simple advice. — Mooji

The ideal is the enemy of the real. — Susan Block

Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway. — Michael O'Donoghue

Living well and ripping your enemy's still-beating heart out with your bare hands is the best revenge. — Michael O'Donoghue

Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny. — Michael O'Donoghue

Once you put yourself in the hands of the government, you could end up in Utah. — Michael O'Donoghue

Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy. — Michael O'Donoghue

Heaven is dumb, echoing only the dumb. — Franz Kafka

Nothing important has ever come out of San Francisco, Rice-a-Roni aside. — Michael O'Donoghue

You only live once and, usually, not even then. — Michael O'Donoghue

I think therapy interferes with the creative process. It takes off the edge. — Michael O'Donoghue

It should seem that indolence itself would incline a person to be honest, as it requires infinitely greater pains and contrivance to be a knave. — William Shenstone