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Life is one big minefield, and the only place that isn't a minefield is the place they make the mines.
— Michael O'Donoghue
Licorice is the liver of candy.
— Michael O'Donoghue
If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from
— Michael O'Donoghue
The true essence of comedy is a baby seal hunt.
— Michael O'Donoghue
I don't think television will ever be perfected until the viewer can press a button and cause whoever is on the screen's head to explode.
— Michael O'Donoghue
Insects are my secret fear. That's what terrifies me more than anything - insects.
— Michael O'Donoghue
I'm a feminist, a 21st-century feminist - which means choice and freedom. One has the right to be both glamorous and ethically structured.
— Arielle Dombasle
Think of your passions as you do food, water, shelter ... a necessity. If someone told you to give them up, would you listen?
— Shelley K. Wall
Amazing products, cats. And real simple to manufacture.
— Michael O'Donoghue
Sometimes you have to be cruel ... in order to be even crueler.
— Michael O'Donoghue
Surely there must be a better gift God could have given us than life?
— Michael O'Donoghue
A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.
— Michael O'Donoghue
I try to attack all races and creeds, except the Irish. Clearly they are closest to the angels and don't deserve abuse. But the others have it coming.
— Michael O'Donoghue
Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will.
— Michael O'Donoghue
The ideal is the enemy of the real.
— Susan Block
Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.
— Michael O'Donoghue
Living well and ripping your enemy's still-beating heart out with your bare hands is the best revenge.
— Michael O'Donoghue
Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.
— Michael O'Donoghue
Once you put yourself in the hands of the government, you could end up in Utah.
— Michael O'Donoghue
Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.
— Michael O'Donoghue
Heaven is dumb, echoing only the dumb.
— Franz Kafka
Nothing important has ever come out of San Francisco, Rice-a-Roni aside.
— Michael O'Donoghue
You only live once and, usually, not even then.
— Michael O'Donoghue
I think therapy interferes with the creative process. It takes off the edge.
— Michael O'Donoghue
It should seem that indolence itself would incline a person to be honest, as it requires infinitely greater pains and contrivance to be a knave.
— William Shenstone