Al Swearengen Famous Quotes & Sayings
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Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.

The question is: until reinforced, can we learn the ways of church mice.

Yeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh? Isn't there a simpler way of not pissing off the big vipers?

Bloodletting on my premises that I ain't approved I take as a f***ing affront. It puts me off my feed.

You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve.

Don't I yearn for the days when a draw across the throat made f**king resolution.

Act averse to nasty language and partial to fruity tea.