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I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.
— Matthew Perry
I have a well-documented history of trouble with intimacy.
— Matthew Perry
I don't have a very 'masculine' taste in music. I get a lot of heat from my friends about that.
— Matthew Perry
It's tough to have a movie-star persona when you're on a show as successful as 'Friends.'
— Matthew Perry
I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.
— Matthew Perry
I am fine with the fact that some of my hair is gray. If it was all gray overnight, that would be a scary thing.
— Matthew Perry
As an actor, being on autopilot is the worst thing possible.
— Matthew Perry
The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers.
— Matthew Perry
I don't need to be reminded that I was on 'Friends.' I remember - some of it, anyway.
— Matthew Perry
I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year.
— Matthew Perry
Out of the guys, I'm closest to Matthew Perry. He's a great friend. He cracks me up[on the set].
— Courteney Cox
'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again.
— Matthew Perry
When people try to take [smoking] away from me I say, 'hey, I stopped everything else.' But, I have to battle that one, too.
— Matthew Perry
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey.
— Matthew Perry
I know Chandler is similar to me. But if you watched my life for a week, there would be many more boring parts.
— Matthew Perry
There was a time when I wasn't working a lot. It ebbs and flows. Mostly I was just living my life and playing 'Fallout 3,' a very fun game.
— Matthew Perry
So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?
— Matthew Perry
I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.
— Matthew Perry
I learned to fall down early in life - I was, like, six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh.
— Matthew Perry
I have never really lived with anyone in my adult years. I just read my sports ticker. And 50 Shades of Grey.
— Matthew Perry
I've certainly had a lot of experiences in my life where I was much too self-centered.
— Matthew Perry
As for my personal life, I'd love to start a family of my own. I think I'd make a great dad, and I think shortly I would make a great husband.
— Matthew Perry
If I hadn't had the experience of being famous, I would have searched for it my whole life. I would have just gone on and on trying to find it.
— Matthew Perry
If I could walk into the 'Friends' audition again and go or not go, I have to say it's 50-50.
— Matthew Perry
Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.
— Matthew Perry
I think we need to educate our doctors about addiction.
— Matthew Perry
I was like: I'm going to ask her [Julia Roberts] out but I'm going to be very nervous about it. Then she said yes, I got even more nervous.
— Matthew Perry
I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.
— Matthew Perry
The thing is, if I don't have sobriety, I don't have anything.
— Matthew Perry
I've been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice.
— Matthew Perry
After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.
— Matthew Perry
When I was, like, 15, I realized there could be a career in making people laugh - like, you could get paid to do it. That was insane to me.
— Matthew Perry
I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part.
— Matthew Perry
To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.
— Matthew Perry
I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up.
— Matthew Perry
I'm very, very jealous of guys who just go and decide to party and then can work the next day.
— Matthew Perry
I used to believe in a "Ms. Right", but now i know there is like 4 million "Ms. Rights" and it is just a matter of which one you meet first.
— Matthew Perry
I have what I like to call a 'chinneck.' My chin just flows rather easily into my neck.
— Matthew Perry
I love the idea of 'the one' but I actually believe that there isn't a Miss Right. There are 12,000 Miss Rights out there and it's all timing.
— Matthew Perry
I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album.
— Matthew Perry