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No problem. You are not crazier than you were yesterday. It has always been this way, and you just never noticed. — Henepola Gunaratana

If at first you don't succeed, use more force the second time. — Me

I've done a number of things based on real people or true stories or based on books, and I'm a great believer that you have to be true to the script. — Clive Owen

Silence is pure and holy. It draws people together because only those who are comfortable with each other can sit without speaking. — Nicholas Sparks

I don't really have studios. I wander around around people's attics, out in fields, in cellars, anyplace I find that invites me. — Andrew Wyeth

But sometimes, we just have to be happy with what people can offer us. Even if it's not what we want, at least it's something. You know? — Sarah Dessen

Only the person, who can overcome himself, can become really wealthy. — Sunday Adelaja

In the country, a semicircle is the shortest line between two points. — Dana Burnet

How many you or I have outlasted doesn't matter, I think. There comes a time when the will just runs out. Doesn't matter what I think, see? — Richard Bachman

How inexpressible is the meanness of being a hypocrite! how horrible is it to be a mischievous and malignant hypocrite. — Voltaire

Survival is nothing more than recovery. — Dianne Feinstein

I lost my power in the world because I did not use it. — Lindsey Buckingham

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson. — Mark Twain

Because the child does not have the power to withhold consent, she does not have the power to grant it. — Judith Lewis Herman