I just want to be known as funny.
— Jim Gaffigan
I've never been particularly fond of the artifice of flirtation. — Elizabeth Hoyt
A person's life is of their own making, and I take full responsibility for mine. — Rachel Roy
Removing one task can free up a couple of minutes of free time, every day... which turns into hours or days every year. Time — Robert Plank
Tai chi does not mean oriental wisdom or something exotic. It is the wisdom of your own senses, your own mind and body together as one process. — Chungliang Al Huang
In the beginning the Universe was created.This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. — Douglas Adams
Health care and education are too important NOT to be left to the free market. — Kevin D. Williamson
My favourite designers are Alexander McQueen, YSL, Eskandar, Donna Karan and Lanvin. — Anne Robinson
