Life Is Hard Funny Quotes

It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is. — Amanda Peterson

I don't want to hear what anyone has to say about my life. Living it is hard enough. — C.D. Reiss

It's funny how you can have a broken heart while you're still with someone that you're madly in love with. Life fucks us hard like that. — Christine Celis

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling.
Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. — Ellen Hopkins

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. — John Wayne

Marriage is making you soft."
"Actually, it's making me hard. — Vicky Dreiling

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing. — Andy Borowitz