Carlos Mencia Quotes
Top 29 wise famous quotes and sayings by Carlos Mencia
Carlos Mencia Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Carlos Mencia on Wise Famous Quotes.
That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!
It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open ... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that restaurant.
When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.
When it comes to my daughter, I'm a conservative. But when it comes to your daughter, I'm a liberal!
Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.
I'll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do we really need Jewish people around? They have big noses. I said it! I said it!
If your gonna drop out of school - tough grades are not your goal - then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.
When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.
If God made Adam and Eve, they had children ... wait a minute ... that means someone banged their sister!