Carlos Mencia Quotes

Top 29 wise famous quotes and sayings by Carlos Mencia

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Carlos Mencia quotes: If you aren't laughing, you aren't living! If you aren't laughing, you aren't living!
Carlos Mencia quotes: Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it! Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it!
Carlos Mencia quotes: The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them. The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.
Carlos Mencia quotes: If God made Adam and Eve, they had children ... wait a minute ... that means someone banged their sister! If God made Adam and Eve, they had children ... wait a minute ... that means someone banged their sister!
Carlos Mencia quotes: The essence of what makes life beautiful is the fact that it can go away. The essence of what makes life beautiful is the fact that it can go away.
Carlos Mencia quotes: I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim. I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.
Carlos Mencia quotes: If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby. If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.
Carlos Mencia quotes: Know your religion, know who you are and don't be ashamed. Know your religion, know who you are and don't be ashamed.
Carlos Mencia quotes: God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people. God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
Carlos Mencia quotes: Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay. Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
Carlos Mencia quotes: When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping. When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.
Carlos Mencia quotes: If your gonna drop out of school - tough grades are not your goal - then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole. If your gonna drop out of school - tough grades are not your goal - then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.
Carlos Mencia quotes: I'll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do we really need Jewish people around? They have big noses. I said it! I said it! I'll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do we really need Jewish people around? They have big noses. I said it! I said it!
Carlos Mencia quotes: When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor. When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.
Carlos Mencia quotes: Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska. Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.
Carlos Mencia quotes: We celebrate Labor Day by not going to work? We celebrate Labor Day by not going to work?