Lazy Husband Quotes
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Lazy Husband Quotes & Sayings
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Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.
— Phyllis Diller
Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.
— Phyllis Diller
Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles.
— Phyllis Diller
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."
— Phyllis Diller
