Laundry Man Quotes

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get his laundry done. — Burt Reynolds

Man is that guy ripped. I mean, I've got the washboard stomach, too. It's just that mine has about two months of laundry on top of it. — Shawn Burr

Man, who did you piss off today? Laundry and kitchen? Just take the damn drugs next time, Blanky, you might live longer. — Ashley Newell

Honey, that man would do anything to keep you. Lie, steal, cheat, kill, clean up after himself, and do laundry. — Alisa Sheckley

Laundry? What's wrong with this guy? He's the only man on the planet who would choose laundry over going out with you. He's so lame. — Sheri Fink