Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes: top 26 famous quotes about Laugh Out Loud Funny

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Laugh Out Loud Funny quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: Which painting in the National Gallery would I

Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course. — George Bernard Shaw

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Lyn Hejinian: The 'open text' often emphasizes or foregrounds process,

The 'open text' often emphasizes or foregrounds process, either the process of the original composition or of subsequent compositions by readers. — Lyn Hejinian

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Eric Idle: Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud.

Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name. — Eric Idle

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Heather Donahue: I don't know anyone who ever got deferred

I don't know anyone who ever got deferred pay. I'm the first of my friends to ever actually get a deferred paycheck. — Heather Donahue

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Tom Felton: The only time I can really relax is

The only time I can really relax is up a tree or somewhere outside. I love being outside. — Tom Felton

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Leslie Davis Guccione: Laugh out-loud funny" by a "Master Storyteller".

Laugh out-loud funny" by a "Master Storyteller". — Leslie Davis Guccione

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Theresa Paolo: If only there was mouthwash for the brain.

If only there was mouthwash for the brain. Brain wash. They could make a fortune on that stuff. — Theresa Paolo

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Tammara Webber: She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers?

She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. — Tammara Webber

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Douglas Adams: Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil

Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh. — Douglas Adams

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn: But this became the first plan of his

But this became the first plan of his life to fail. God told him - apparently with the help of human hands - to depart from his ribcage. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: Her name badge read: Hello! My name is

Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM! — Rick Riordan

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Nicole Kidman: If I were a strategically minded person, I

If I were a strategically minded person, I think I would have a far different career. — Nicole Kidman

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Gary Ghislain: Let me just say it out loud so

Let me just say it out loud so we can laugh together: You're going to find Johnny Depp, take him back to Vahalal, and put him in a zoo? — Gary Ghislain

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: Live a right life, you will never be

Live a right life, you will never be lightless! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By William Cowper: Whoever keeps an open ear For tattlers will

Whoever keeps an open ear For tattlers will be sure to hear The trumpet of contention. — William Cowper

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Atom Egoyan: When I was planning Family Viewing, the Ontario

When I was planning Family Viewing, the Ontario Film Development Corporation came into existence. — Atom Egoyan

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By William Goldman: Woman," Westley roared, "you are the property of

Woman," Westley roared, "you are the property of the Dread Pirate Roberts and you ... do ... what ... you're ... told! — William Goldman

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Nicole Williams: Has anyone seen a raving bitch with nice

Has anyone seen a raving bitch with nice hair? Holly shouted at the bottom of the stairs. Everyone who heard her pointed in a different direction. — Nicole Williams

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Vironika Tugaleva: When we suffer in silence, we think that

When we suffer in silence, we think that we are alone, different, separate. When we share our stories of suffering, we find that we are the same. — Vironika Tugaleva

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Susie Bright: There is more criticism of puritanism, and more

There is more criticism of puritanism, and more distance from Christian morality, than there has been before. — Susie Bright

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Noma Bar: My favorite works are the ones where I

My favorite works are the ones where I get to expose what is really behind the "brands." — Noma Bar

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Hosea Ballou: Lay silently the injuries you receive upon the

Lay silently the injuries you receive upon the altar of oblivion. — Hosea Ballou

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Rachel Kushner: A lot of politics in art is just

A lot of politics in art is just institutional critique, which, in my opinion, is not all that political. — Rachel Kushner

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a

June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them. — Rick Riordan

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Brandon Mull: Forgive my brother," Camira apologized. "We don't normally

Forgive my brother," Camira apologized. "We don't normally let him out of his cage when guests are present. — Brandon Mull

Laugh Out Loud Funny Quotes By Gore Vidal: I was the most famous kid in the

I was the most famous kid in the United States. That was 1936. — Gore Vidal