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There are too many people for this town. - China, about Roarhaven — Derek Landy

Stranger things have happened. And do, with alarming regularity. — Derek Landy

A little internal bleeding never hurt anyone. - Valkyrie — Derek Landy

We do what we must. We do what we can. We do what we will. We do what we... We don't do what we won't. - Scapegrace — Derek Landy

Look at the face I don't have, Craven, and tell me if it looks like I care. — Derek Landy

People!" she screamed. "There are people here! New people! — Derek Landy

I love you all, even those I don't
particularly like. That's you, Beryl. — Derek Landy

His hair is huge! ... Look! ... It's just sticking up at odd angles! Like a demented porcupine! - Desmond, about Fletcher's hair — Derek Landy

Eventually, they decided that they wanted to — Derek Landy

And I won't be needing a sword to kill you." He strode towards Skulduggery, who raised his hand. "Um, since you're not going to be using it, can I? — Derek Landy

Valkyrie smiled patiently. I like how you do your make-up. Do you use a brush, or just dip your head in the bucket? — Derek Landy

Clarabelle, did you draw a smiley face on the robot? - Nye — Derek Landy

You say one more thing that sounds like it's ripped from the pages of a really bad gothic romance and I'm out of here, are we clear? - Valkyrie Cain — Derek Landy

I'm fairly certain. I could be some ghastly hallucination, a figment of my own imagination — Derek Landy

Dexter, please put your shirt on. Valkyrie's getting distracted."
"I'm not," she said, then smiled at Vex. "You don't have to put your shirt on. — Derek Landy

And then the Necromancers pulled out their sub-atomic machine guns. — Derek Landy

You promise?"
"I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy

Is he all scarred now?"
"Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally. — Derek Landy

There's an I in menagerie. - Black Annis — Derek Landy

It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay. - China Sorrows - — Derek Landy

Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough — Derek Landy

I love stories with a happy ending, Inspector Me said. — Derek Landy

While my insides may be rotten, I still like a good reason to kill someone. It has to be either business, personal, or out of sheer boredom. — Derek Landy

Ryan, you're not real. You don't exist ... You're Deacon Maybury," Skulduggery said. "You're a hiding place who thinks it's a boy. — Derek Landy

The enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend - Skulduggery Pleasant. — Derek Landy

Once again, events beyond her control had dragged her into the middle of things. China was not impressed. — Derek Landy

I cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even deader than I am now. — Derek Landy

By the time they got to Denholm Street, day had been beaten back and the night was soaking through the city. — Derek Landy

Dublin City was quiet when they reached the Waxwork Museum, as if it was holding its breath. — Derek Landy

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face. — Derek Landy

I was changing my head. It feels good to have the old one back on. And now I have a spare, which is nice. — Derek Landy

She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their fifties. — Derek Landy

I try not to underestimate my opponents, no matter how ridiculous their beards. — Derek Landy

I'm sorry? No more smooches is worse than the world ending? — Derek Landy

That's no dog," he said. "It looks like a monkey and a dog fell in love and had babies and this is the ugly one they didn't want. — Derek Landy

Sabine pulled herself out of the water behind him, and glared up as she hung there. You spat on me. — Derek Landy

Are you taking my hat hostage? — Derek Landy

They've called me a great many things over the years, but my name is Nefarian Serpine. — Derek Landy

Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred and first. — Derek Landy

I have sought you out to cure me.'
'To cure you of what?'
'Of this cursed affliction.'
'I cannot cure stupidity.'
Scapegrace frowned. — Derek Landy

I, uh, I hit a tree."
"Well, I'm sure it had it coming. — Derek Landy

It would be fun," Skulduggery nodded. "I like kicking Wreath in the face. I haven't had a chance to do it nearly as much as I'd like. — Derek Landy

Cheer up everyone, since we're all going to die horribly anyway, what's there to be worried about? - Skulduggery Pleasant. — Derek Landy

You said I was your number-one pick."
"And you are. In our hearts. Alphabetically, though, Dusk comes before you. — Derek Landy

Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be. — Derek Landy

I don't find you suspicious at all.' He turned to Martha and whispered, 'I find him incredibly suspicious. — Derek Landy

Oh, China. How I have missed you.'
'And I have missed you, Eliza. But don't worry, next time my aim will be better. — Derek Landy

What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow. — Derek Landy

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said.
China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me. — Derek Landy

I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things. — Derek Landy

Serpine underestimates you. Everyone underestimates you. You're stronger than they know. You're stronger than you know - Skulduggery — Derek Landy

You're late,' he said.
'I'm beautiful.'
'You're always beautiful.'
'I'm always late too. — Derek Landy

Ah, the twins. I'll never forget the day they were born," and his smile dipped as he added, "no matter how hard I try ... — Derek Landy

Only a heathen brings a gun to a sword fight."
"Only a moron brings a sword to a gunfight. — Derek Landy

We've decided to get a pet," her dad announced ... "Like, I don't know, a brother or a sister? — Derek Landy

shoulders of a skeleton, and the five people — Derek Landy

By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?'
'You can call me whatever you like.'
Vex nodded. 'Thank you, Gladys. — Derek Landy

Beating John Landy was my defining race. — Roger Bannister

Hmmm ... that's interesting."
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy

Now quit your bellyaching and dance with me, you subaquatic fool. - Susan, to Gordon (The Horror Writers' Halloween Ball) — Derek Landy

I'm very busy."
"The sign on the door said closed."
Finbar shook his head. "Never trust a door; they'll always lie to you. — Derek Landy

I can be quite charming when I want to be. - Strom — Derek Landy

Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan.'
'Do we have the right plan?'
'Not yet.'
'Do we have any plan?'
'Not yet. — Derek Landy

Tanith immediately told them that Valkyrie had beaten up a priest and an old woman. — Derek Landy

You hear things."
"Do I?"
"People talk to you."
"I am very approachable. — Derek Landy

Scapegrace went to roll his eyes, but lost his enthusiasm halfway through and ended up looking at the ceiling. — Derek Landy

Embrace your inner lunatic. — Derek Landy

Serpine: You have caused me so much trouble over the years detective. It's almost a shame to end it
Skulduggery: You're surrendering? — Derek Landy

The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan," he said, "stop leaning on my car. — Derek Landy

This is your one chance. Tell me where the key is."
"Okay."
Serpine raised an eyebrow. "Really?"
"No, only joking. Do your worst. — Derek Landy

I don't show off. I merely demonstrate my abilities at opportune times. — Derek Landy

He broke the first law of being a vampire when he killed his own kind. If he can't stick to that simple rule, how safe do you think you are? — Derek Landy

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall. — Derek Landy

Guild doesn't like me."
"That's true."
"He doesn't like you, ether."
"That is mystifying. — Derek Landy

I woke up, a bag of bones. Literally. They had gathered up my bones and put them in a bag and thrown the bag into a river. — Derek Landy

Are you sulking?"
"Me? No. I don't sulk."
"You sound like you're sulking."
"I'm just waiting for the violent urges to subside. — Derek Landy

You're still upset about that time I made you explode, aren't you? I can tell. — Derek Landy

She glared at him. "I'm not weird like that. I'm good weird. I'm cool weird."
"Yes," he said doubtfully. "Yes, you are. — Derek Landy

I am Vaurien Scapegrace," the woman announced, "and I'm here to save the world. — Derek Landy

Tanith has a sword.' said Valkyrie. 'I want a stick.'
'I'll get you a stick for Christmas — Derek Landy

I'm not a thing. I'm not an it. I'm a person. I am a her. - Stephanie (the reflection) — Derek Landy

She is just Cat. She curls up on my chest whenever I sit down, and goes to sleep. I hope she doesn't miss me. I'm going to miss her. — Derek Landy

Very' is such a strong word... — Derek Landy

The mile has a classic symmetry ... It's a play in four acts. — John Landy

I'm sorry, I'm still stuck on you losing your head."
"I didn't lose it. It was stolen. — Derek Landy

We already have a Death Bringer, thank you. We don't need another one. - Oblivious — Derek Landy

Punishment is not the answer. Punishment is easy. It's lazy. Redemption is hard. Redemption makes you work.
-Skulduggery — Derek Landy

I just want to let you know that I love you all. Even those of you that I don't like; that's you Beryl. — Derek Landy

Stephanie had no problem doing what she
was told, just so long as she was given a good reason why she
should. — Derek Landy

I kill a sofa for you and you go and sit in a chair?" Skulduggery asked. "I don't think you appreciate the sacrifice that has been made for you. — Derek Landy

Skulduggery tilted his head. "Do you have a car?" "Nope." "Then we'll take mine." "Probably wise. I think I've forgoten how to drive. — Derek Landy

Valkyrie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your friend is most likely dead."
"Of course he's dead. He's a skeleton. — Derek Landy

This girl (Stephanie) is but a few months away from her seventeenth birthday and already she has saved the world and killed a god. What have you done? — Derek Landy

Thank you again, all of you." He walked away. "But mostly me," Fletcher called after him and Valkyrie punched his arm. — Derek Landy

She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's laughing. — Derek Landy

If you can't stand to be alone with your thoughts, maybe there's something wrong with your thoughts. — Derek Landy

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized. — Derek Landy

Do you have a weapon for me, or do you want me to beat her to death with a large stick? - Mr Bliss — Derek Landy

Valkyrie: "You are such a moron."
Skulduggery: "Don't be jealous of my genius. — Derek Landy

Cow - Tanith Low — Derek Landy