Kilt Quotes: top 22 famous quotes about Kilt

Kilt Quotes & Sayings

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I tugged at the hem of my brand-new Hecate Hall issue blue plaid skirt (Kilt? Some sort of bizarre skirt/kilt hybrid? A skilt?) — Rachel Hawkins

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order. — Spike Milligan

Join a Highland regiment, me boy. The kilt is an unrivalled garment for fornication and diarrhoea. — Graham Lord

KILT, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland. — Ambrose Bierce

If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt. — Marcus Brigstocke

A kilt isna a skirt. 'Tis an entirely different thing. — Tessa Dare

Well, Kernel, they kilt us but they ain't whupped us yit, air they? — William Faulkner

If ye wear underwear, it's a skirt. If ye dinna, it's a kilt. — Vonnie Davis

Sometimes being a Highland Laird was a royal pain in the arse. — Victoria Roberts

It's a kilt, dumbass. It's only a skirt if I'm wearing underwear. — Damon Suede

I did 'Formula 51' because I got to run around Liverpool in a kilt, with golf clubs. — Samuel L. Jackson

He hadn't worn the kilt since Culloden, but his body had not forgotten the way of it. — Diana Gabaldon

The orb came about because I wanted to do this kitsch sweater for Prince Charles when he went hunting and fishing with his kilt on. — Vivienne Westwood

What's under the kilt?"
His smile teased. "Need. — Catherine Bybee

I lost the accent years ago, but I'm still very proud to be Scottish, and I love wearing a kilt. — Steve Valentine

If Freud had worn a kilt in the prescribed Highland manner he might have had a very different attitude to genitals. — Woodrow Wilson

If my courage was a man, I imagined that he would be big, scarred, and wear a kilt. I'd seen a documentary once — Elizabeth A. Reeves

To the hottest wolf in a kilt, fighting or not, with the sexiest legs a lassie ever set eyes on. — Terry Spear

The Wild West didn't have much in the way of forensics; when you saw the bullet hole you'd say, 'That's prob'ly what kilt 'im. — P.K. Vandcast

Sweetheart, I'll lift my kilt and show you what I've got between my thighs and if you still think it's lit(tle) --- — Katie Reus

One of the ladies handed her a red velvet hooded cloak. Little Red Riding Hood. This big bad wolf in a leather kilt wanted to eat her all up. — Terry Spear

Ever since her trip with Alexia to Scotland, Mrs. Tunstell had rather a taste for foreign travel. Alexia blamed it on the kilts. — Gail Carriger