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John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Toffs could get up to speed. But Ben Toffs could get up to speed. But Ben at least knew roughly John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: When I was in school, I was beaten When I was in school, I was beaten every 30 minutes. It never did me any harm except for some psychological mal-adjustments and blurred vision. John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: When you're being stalked by an angry mob When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger. John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: It was an astonishing fantasy but it showed It was an astonishing fantasy but it showed me what even apparently sensible people can believe if they really want to. I John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: I can do anything I want, I'm eccentric! I can do anything I want, I'm eccentric! John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Telling people how to be creative is easy Telling people how to be creative is easy - being creative is difficult. John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: I don't want to have to start being I don't want to have to start being unselfish again. The great thing about being on your own is you do what you damned well like. John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it. John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed. A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed. John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Laughter is a force for democracy. Laughter is a force for democracy. John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: I think that I feel an indignation when I think that I feel an indignation when I don't understand something. John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: I have several times made a poor choice I have several times made a poor choice by avoiding a necessary confrontation. John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: What is absurd is not the teachings of What is absurd is not the teachings of the founders of religion, it's what followers subsequently make of it. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: It's only on the brink that people find It's only on the brink that people find the will to change. Only at the precipice do we evolve. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: We don't know where we get our ideas We don't know where we get our ideas from. What we do know is that we do not get them from our laptops. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?' — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: I was a terrible dancer. I dance like I was a terrible dancer. I dance like an Englishman. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Sense of humor is so much more subjective Sense of humor is so much more subjective than anyone believes. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: I used to desire many, many things, but I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: A wonderful thing about true laughter is that A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: I don't miss London much. I find it I don't miss London much. I find it crowded, vast and difficult to get around. Cabs are incredibly expensive. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Come to me. I want to plow you Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: A man will give up almost anything except A man will give up almost anything except his suffering. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: My hovercraft is full of eels. My hovercraft is full of eels. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: If God did not intend for us to If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: So . . . suddenly there were no So . . . suddenly there were no tapes of The 1948 Show. It was no more. It was an ex-series. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: I can never do better than Fawlty Towers I can never do better than Fawlty Towers whatever I do. Now I very much want to teach young talent some rules of the game. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: In Britain, girls seem to be either bright In Britain, girls seem to be either bright or attractive. In America, that's not the case. They're both. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: The World is insane. With tiny spots of The World is insane. With tiny spots of sanity, here and there ... Not the other way around! — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: I think it takes a long time, as I think it takes a long time, as you get older, to realize just how crazy the world is, just how ridiculous it all is. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: If you are leaping a ravine, the moment If you are leaping a ravine, the moment of takeoff is a bad time to be considering alternative strategies. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: It's not the despair, Laura. I can take It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand. ~ Brian Stimpson, Clockwise
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John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Once we've made a decision, we are efficient Once we've made a decision, we are efficient only if we go through with it decisively, undistracted by doubts about its correctness. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: One minute, I was saying, "Hello, Mr. Bunny!" One minute, I was saying, "Hello, Mr. Bunny!" and smiling at its sweet little face and funny floppy ears. The next, the fucker savaged me. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Whose fault is it, then? Dennis Compton's (Basil Whose fault is it, then? Dennis Compton's (Basil Fawlty) — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: The Americans are just more enthusiastic and more The Americans are just more enthusiastic and more likely to engage in hyperbole. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: It was not fair and therefore unworthy of It was not fair and therefore unworthy of my respect. It was as simple as that. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: I have a tendency sometimes to get too I have a tendency sometimes to get too logical with what I'm writing, just because I want it to be kind of perfect. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: If you want creative workers, give them enough If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Yes, I know it's easy to make fun Yes, I know it's easy to make fun of the organised churches, but has it occurred to anyone to wonder why it's so easy? — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: I think we're all born with a sense I think we're all born with a sense of humor. Creativity is another thing though. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Don't let anyone tell you what you ought Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like ... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to me at all. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: John Cleese ... he cannot sing and keeps John Cleese ... he cannot sing and keeps a locked piano in his room to prove it. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: I think that money spoils most things, once I think that money spoils most things, once it becomes the primary motivating force. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Creativity is not a talent. It is a Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: You have to create boundaries of space and You have to create boundaries of space and then you have to create boundaries of time. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: The Americans all love 'The Holy Grail', and The Americans all love 'The Holy Grail', and the English all love 'Life Of Brian', and I'm afraid on this one, I side with the English. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Laughter destroys any divisions between people. Laughter destroys any divisions between people. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited. Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Cats are very intelligent at all the things Cats are very intelligent at all the things that cats need to be intelligent about. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: There's something about watching an animal that puts There's something about watching an animal that puts you in contact with where we came from and what we're still a part of. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Students who laugh more- learn more. Students who Students who laugh more- learn more. Students who laugh more earn more. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: While you're being creative, nothing is wrong. There's While you're being creative, nothing is wrong. There's no such thing as a mistake, and any drivel may lead to the breakthrough. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: When we hold a World Championship for a When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: The most creative people have this childlike facility The most creative people have this childlike facility to play. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Most of the bad taste I've been accused Most of the bad taste I've been accused of has been generic bad taste; it's been making fun of an idea as opposed to a person. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Filming is like a long air journey: there's Filming is like a long air journey: there's so much hanging around and boredom that they keep giving you food. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Oh, I could spend my life having this Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By Eric Idle: John Cleese once told me he'd do anything John Cleese once told me he'd do anything for money. So I offered him a pound to shut up, and he took it. — Eric Idle
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Give your mind as long as possible to Give your mind as long as possible to come up with something original. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: How to defend yourself against a banana How to defend yourself against a banana — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: I want to write a book which is I want to write a book which is the history of comedy. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: To be creative you must create a space To be creative you must create a space for yourself where you can be undisturbed ... separate from everyday concerns. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: I think the problem with people like this I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: The English contribution to world cuisine - the The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: The French have so many civil wars, they The French have so many civil wars, they can win one now and again. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Manuel will show you to your rooms - Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: I love having different cultures around, but when I love having different cultures around, but when the parent culture kind of dissipates, you're left thinking, 'Well, what's going on?' — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Tension is wonderful for making people laugh. Tension is wonderful for making people laugh. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Creativity is not a talent; it's a way Creativity is not a talent; it's a way of operating. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Life is a terminal disease, and it is Life is a terminal disease, and it is sexually transmitted. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: What I've always wanted to do is be What I've always wanted to do is be as funny as possible. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: The sad thing about true stupidity is that The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it. — John Cleese
John Cleese Quotes By John Cleese: Too many people confuse being serious with being Too many people confuse being serious with being solemn. — John Cleese